part 139 pieces of bubble wrap

[aphanon_meme]

Pop! Pop pop! Pop pop pop! ... I'm easily amused. Sorry about the delay, been a busy bee today. Anyway!

Enjoy part 139! :)

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[anyongsoo]

[ pushes a large cart covered with white cloth, while dressed in a well-pressed white suit ]

Anyonghaseyo~! It's already 14th March in Korea, and do you know what day that is? It's okay that senile Japan forgot about it, but Korea never forgets! Iiiiit'sssss...

[ whips off the sheet on the cart behind him in one smooth stroke and throws it up, leaving it to flutter in the air]

[anyongsoo]

You... give BACK presents?

I apologize for my wording orz

[anyongsoo]

Of course not! What if you have eaten up all the nice chocolates that the girls gave you? You can't cut open your stomach and give it back to them, can you?

[ slips a box of white chocolate strawberries into your hands ]

It's only gentlemanly to return his gratitude with something more valuable.

I blame myself, it's after 1 am haha

[anyongsoo]

... that's a horrifying example to use, and quite frankly I am disg--

oo, chocolate strawberries!

A-ahh don't stay up too late!

[anyongsoo]

[ opens the box for you ]

Try them out, these are freshly plucked Korean strawberries coated with the finest white chocolate! And you know what they say, [ picks up a piece and holds it near your lips ] strawberries are the fruit of rejuvenation, so the more you eat, the fairer you'll become!

I woooon't

[anyongsoo]

Are you saying that I'm--

[noms]

... oooo.

Re: I woooon't

[anyongsoo]

Aren't they just the sweetest and juiciest strawberries you ever had? That's one of the things I'm famous for.

[ pushes a strawberry into his mouth and chews it slowly, tongue slowly reaching over the little bit of juice at the corner of his mouth ]

[ reaches for another ]

Would you like another one?

[anyongsoo]

[stare]

Uh...uh-huh.

[nodnod]

Okaaaaaaaay..

[anyongsoo]

[ pops that piece in his mouth and wraps the box ]

[ bows and gives it to you ]

Enjoy your White Day, agassi!

[cymru_am_bith]

[ hey, free food ]

[ takes some behind your back ]

[anyongsoo]

[ unfortunately for you, your presence isn't that hard to notice ]

[ invades your personal space like an annoying sales assistant ]

Welcome, mister! Are you going to buy some candies for your loved ones? For a man like you, you must be popular with the ladies! How about a super jumbo pack of premium dark chocolate? They do come in white chocolate, strawberry and banana flavors too!

[cymru_am_bith]

[ curses, foiled again! ]

Oi, there, what's it, ye not giving it out, then, innit? Negotiable on the price, that, eh, boyo? What's it, ye drives a 'ard bargain, that, does ye?

[anyongsoo]

Well... [ folds his arms ]

It's free only for women you see... Not that I can't give them out to men but we have to [ nods and points to you and then to himself ] know each other well first.

[ sighs and places his hand on the cart ]

I'm not an unreasonable man. Only 30,000 won for that.

[cymru_am_bith]

Oi, now, what's it, one and thirty thousand?! Needs that money, I does, and not for no chocolate, that! What's it ye got for less, eh, boyo?

[anyongsoo]

If you're low on cash then just buy a small special gift for that one special woman!

Although, I can't guarantee your safety for the other ladies who are expecting from you... [ shudders and runs his hands on his own arms ]

[bubbleteatime]

Wow, that's a lot!

But are you sure you'll be able to give these all away in a day? [ takes the huge Mentos container and tosses it around ]