part 141 shamrock shakes

[aphanon_meme]

Happy St. Patrick's Day! ... there's still 8 minutes of it left for me. I celebrated by being sick in bed. It was grand. I wish I had a Shamrock Shake though.

Enjoy part 141! :)

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[grandroma]

Hello children!

[grandroma]

I am not your child :T

unless of course you are willing to subsidize my education, in which case I will be whatever you want

[grandroma]

'Subsidize your education?'

[grandroma]

Where and when I come from, young citizens must pay exorbitant sums of money in order to be taught.

[grandroma]

Whaaat? But education should be free to all!

[grandroma]

The people holding out empty purses at me disagree!

[grandroma]

Perhaps you should conquer them!

[grandroma]

With all due respect -- me and what army?

[grandroma]

You can conquer your foes even without an army if you use your wits and strength!

[grandroma]

's just me and a lot of other penniless, untried students, miz Empire ma'am. The foe have got wits and strength too -- and money, and regard, and the strength of numbers.

[grandroma]

Well, perhaps I could conquer them for you?

To what nation do you belong?

[grandroma]

If you do I will love you forever and ever--

--uh, I mean... actually, do you know who America is?

[grandroma]

Hm?

:'D

[grandroma]

...America!

Er, he hadn't been born yet when you were still alive in the rest of the world.

~<3

[grandroma]

Really?

Well, you must be correct, I have never heard of him...

Where is he exactly?

;3;

[grandroma]

His land is west of Britannia and east of Asia. I don't see him around here right now, but he has short yellow hair and often wears spectacles and a brown jacket.