part 145 pancakes on a platter

[aphanon_meme]

... I'm thinking of that scene from Pleasantville, where the mom stacks up a bunch of breakfast food for the girl. Nom. Ummm. Haha prom threads sort of killed my browser but I hope you guys are having fun! :)

Enjoy part 145! :)

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Comments

oh my

[anonymous]

[groans]

M-matthew, where are you?!

Re: oh my

[maple_sickles]

[lol idk if this is canon or off-kilter madness bb]

[stands up too quickly]

Oh shit it's my honey pie mama bear glorious mistress sexpot lady love. How's the... the um... birthing, eh?

[starts to giggle]

Re: oh my

[anonymous]

[I dunno what this is but lol I think I want some]

Wh-what?

[glare of death trademark]

Matthew. Get. over. here!

Re: oh my

[maple_sickles]

[gets The Fear]

Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit

[scrambles over to]

Yes dear yes dear yes dear your hair's kind of a mess right now!

Re: oh my

[anonymous]

What?

..Matthew, could you come a bit closer..please..

Re: oh my

[maple_sickles]

[comes closer]

[much closer]

[eyes as wide and pupils as dilated as a bush baby's]

Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god...

[whispers]

I'm totally freaking out.

Re: oh my

[anonymous]

I suspected as much.

Matthew.

[smiles gently]

[grip of death on ear and twist]

Why. the. hell. are you stoned?!

[other grip of death on hand]

Re: oh my

[maple_sickles]

[starts to cry]

I don't know

I was in the waiting room and anon gave me a brownie 'cause I hadn't eaten and it was really good but kinda minty-grassy I dunno but now, but now you have really angry eyebrows and it hurts please stop twisting it hurts!

Re: oh my

[anonymous]

[shocked by his tears and lets go]

Matthew..

[strokes his cheek]

I need you to calm down. Do you think you can do it?

[winces for a moment]

Hnn!

Y-you're lucky to never feel this pain though.

Re: oh my

[maple_sickles]

[sniffles noisily]

[lip quivers; is still utterly terrified but obedient to a fault]

Does is hurt a lot? Oh man I bet it would it's like pooping a watermelon isn't it oh my god and nobody even... even brought lube... it's...

[looks off into space]

The world is such a cruel place!

Re: oh my

[anonymous]

It..it's not that bad.

...

.........

[jerks his chin in her hand]

Matthew. It can be a beautiful one too.

Re: oh my

[maple_sickles]

[nods agreeably]

Yes, yes, of course, yes...

[sniffles again]

I'm sorry...

late tag ;A;

[anonymous]

[smiles fondly at]

Matthew.

What do you think of the concepts of choice and variety?

Such a late tag from me bb it's fine

[maple_sickles]

I-in tightly controlled quantities they may not be wholly damaging?

[looks down at labouring body and swollen belly]

I did this to you I'm sorry I didn't mean to I didn't think I could...

[pets hand fitfully]

I'm really sorry it hurts I'm sorry, I love you...

[starts to sniffle again, sounds fretfully congested]

Re: Such a late tag from me bb it's fine

[anonymous]

W-what could they damage?

[gasps]

I love you too.

[brushes back his hair]

It's worth it, really. Please, don't cry Matthew.

Re: Such a late tag from me bb it's fine

[maple_sickles]

Order! Unity! E-equality!

[sniffles harder]

[kneels at bedside and rests head at edge of bed, still holding her hand, thumbs circling in her palm absently]

This is really happening.