part 145 pancakes on a platter

[aphanon_meme]

... I'm thinking of that scene from Pleasantville, where the mom stacks up a bunch of breakfast food for the girl. Nom. Ummm. Haha prom threads sort of killed my browser but I hope you guys are having fun! :)

Enjoy part 145! :)

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[attaturk]

Oi, everybody!

[holding a mountain of papers to his chest]

[waves one around]

Take a flier! Help out a... friend in need!

[moonhasnowind]

Rossiya is always happy to help, Turtsiya.

[attaturk]

[shoves one into your face]

Here ya go, got places to be, people to see!

[looks around for a good exit and tries to take off]

[moonhasnowind]

[ Peels the flier off his face and grabs your shoulder. ]

We have business, don't we? It is very rude to walk out in middle of conversation.

[attaturk]

We do? Musta slipped my mind! Made other plans for today!

[tries to shrug off your hand]

[moonhasnowind]

[ Do you mind if he squeezes harder? No? Didn't think so. ]

Well, it will only take moment of your time. I am here, you are here, we talk and all is well. Do not worry, Turtsiya, I do not bite. [ Smiles childishly.]

[attaturk]

[winces]

Fine! S'long as it only takes a second!

[has a horrible, horrible feeling about this - only moreso that he's been told not to worry]

[moonhasnowind]

Da. It only takes one second to discipline a dog.

[ Might wanna watch out, bud, here's a good punch for your face. ]

[attaturk]

Shi--!!

[brings up the hand holding the fliers to block his face]

[moonhasnowind]

[ Grits his teeth when he's blocked. ]

Turtsiya. We will have this conversation, and you will not stop me. You will pay for what you did to sestra. Are you understanding correctly?

[attaturk]

[a few fliers flutter to the ground]

Fuck off! Nothin' to talk about haven't already talked with her about!

[moonhasnowind]

She did not treat you with proper discipline, or so she is saying. She says she did not beat you up, so I will do it for her. Will be good lesson if you ever lay one hand upon her again. Is good?

[ Squeezes harder with his other hand, drops the one that that punched you to his side. ]

[attaturk]

Said plenty to me!

[desperately tries to think...]

See, saw her last night even!

[gestures wildly to a faint, fading bruise where Bulgaria got him in the jaw the previous evening]

[moonhasnowind]

[ Hmmmm. Looks more like a bruise from a Bulgarian nutjob. But... ]

...If you say so. I am keeping close eye on you, Turtsiya. One wrong move, and we will see to your re-education, yes? [ Lets you go. ]

[attaturk]

[straightens his jacket and holds in a sigh or relief]

Got no plans bein' re-educated!

[moonhasnowind]

Then you also have no plans to be near sestra! All is well then. [ Claps you on the back, all friendly-like, and shrugs. ] I hope to not be seeing you around much.