part 145 pancakes on a platter

[aphanon_meme]

... I'm thinking of that scene from Pleasantville, where the mom stacks up a bunch of breakfast food for the girl. Nom. Ummm. Haha prom threads sort of killed my browser but I hope you guys are having fun! :)

Enjoy part 145! :)

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[attaturk]

[climbs to the top of the Meme table]

Attention! Ladies and Gentlemen!

For your pleasure this evening, colleagues an' I've put together a song dedicated to a neighbor... near an' "dear" to our hearts.

[gives the signal]

[jumps down]

[attaturk]

Vat is it zat you are sayink?

[attaturk]

[puts an arm around you]

Gonna be a song!

[attaturk]

/eyebrow

...vat kind of song?

[attaturk]

A damn good one!

[attaturk]

How... uninformative of you. Vas it truly necessary to track dirty footprints all over ze good clean tablecloth?

[attaturk]

S'not--!

[looks back...]

...

Have it cleaned later!

[attaturk]

/the crossing of the arms

Oh? And by whom, do you sink? Zose who serve ze meme haf been on double shifts for ze past two days! Haf you no consideration?

[attaturk]

...

Do it my self, dammit!

[why does he feel so chastised]

[tiranasaurus]

[The meme sound system is making some odd screeching noises--eventually superior Balkan technology prevails, and Albania presses a button.]

[attaturk]

Oh man oh god you couldn't have picked a worse time for this!

He's gonna go Ax crazy at the end of this all.

[attaturk]

He'll be fine, couple of us gettin' together to show him we care!

[tugs his collar - he's not nervous at all...]

[especially with Greece's house now sporting two huge Turkish star and crescents...]

[attaturk]

/looks at the present situation

/looks at the riots and bombings and despair at his house

Iiiii'll be watching upcoming the carnage from a safe distance...

[attaturk]

*the upcoming carnage

[attaturk]

Not gonna be any carnage!

[considers abandoning ship... and grits his teeth]

idk if Turkey has encountered him yet in the dr in this timeline

[attaturk]

/leaves, looking around for shelter