part 146 dinosaurs

[aphanon_meme]

My favorite dinosaur is that one in Jurassic Park that spit at the guy's face! It was so cute. I just watched that movie, which... is why I brought that up! Yeah.

Anywhoo... good job on maxing, as always. Ummm. What else. It's almost April!

Enjoy part 146!

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Comments

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[anonymous]

[bake_einsamcake]

Why am I always put into the most inappropriate clothes in such pictures?

[anonymous]

Hey Germany you look good in a dress.

[bake_einsamcake]

I don't think so! And I don't believe you're being honest either!

[anonymous]

But you do! And I am being

100 percent

honest.

I have no reason to lie to you, my dear, dear Papaland.

[bake_einsamcake]

It's you again! The German anon from the other day!

...

Could you please stop eyes.giffing at me?

[anonymous]

I think it looks good on you.

Ah, though...what were Japan and Italy doing under your skirt?

[bake_einsamcake]

Tch!

I wouldn't know since that never actually happened, but maybe in the picture I... dropped something and they're trying to help and pick it up? It's not like I could crouch or bend in that monstrosity of a dress!

[anonymous]

You'd prefer one with a veil, to protect your modesty, right?

[bake_einsamcake]

I'd prefer not to be put into women's clothing at all! Why does my brother get to wear a suit?!

But yes, a veil might indeed be a small improvement.

[anonymous]

I like how you're worried about the clothing and not the fact that oh, say, YOU'RE MARRYING YOUR BROTHER.

But I think it's because people see you as the more fragile one, emotionally, and sadly that's still seen as a feminine trait. Or perhaps it's because you blush so beautifully.

Yes, we must protect your virginal purity from the lechrous gaze of the world. Well...almost virginal, anyway.

[bake_einsamcake]

[didn't actually realize that until now]

WHAT?! Wh-why would anybody draw that? I mean..!

A-and about the rest of what you said - that's pure nonsense! I assure you that I am not in the least "fragile", emotionally or otherwise!

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[coughs; hopes to be able to skip the topic]

[anonymous]

Sure, sure, whatever you say, Schätzchen.

I think they draw it because they think you and your brother make a good couple. But don't ask me, I prefer you with other people.

I suppose you are still a virgin when it comes to anal penetration...unless I missed that.

Sorry, somehow I have trouble getting a captcha ;_;

[bake_einsamcake]

[presents an impressive impersonation of a stranded goldfish, gasping for words]

But-- this-- I-- Schätzchen?! This--

W-we would clearly NOT make a good couple! He is wearing sneakers to our wedding, that's just..!

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C-COULD WE POSSIBLY CHANGE THE TOPIC, ANON?

A-and while we're at it, could you also stop it with the eyes.gif? Please?

Actually I think I should get back to my paperwork...

It's okay, LJ has gone insane

[anonymous]

[giggles]

I guess that's a 'no' on the anal sex then. Duly noted.

eyes what? What about my eyes?

Yes, yes, you go and *coughmasturbatecough* do your 'paperwork'. We wouldn't want you to suffer a 'backlog' now, would we?

[waves and makes a kissy face]

♥

[bake_einsamcake]

Ah-- I--

What? A backlog? What?

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[is left in utter confusion]