part 147 birdies going tweet tweet tweet

[aphanon_meme]

on my little boat on the sea I'm so happy it's Friday here, and the weather is really nice for once, too. I can't wait for spring!

Enjoy part 147! :)

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Comments

Re: curious

[anyongsoo]

I can beat Japan into submission.

While in a maid outfit.

Re: curious

[4kyearoldvirgin]

Yong...H-- [Covers his mouth and stops himself from hurling]

What the hell you doing, Yong Soo.

Re: curious

[anyongsoo]

[ turns and coughs into his fist to revert back to his normal voice ]

I thought I should personally step out and serve our very important valued customers, considering that I founded this cafe.

[ smiles and cocks his head to the side ] Right?

Re: curious

[4kyearoldvirgin]

THEN WHY YOU NOT GET REAL GIRL TO SERVE?!

I DID NOT RAISE YOU TO HAVE SUCH HOBBY.
And how you even do that...voice thing?!

Re: curious

[anyongsoo]

Oh this? [ changes his pitch ] After lots of practice, it's easy!

But Hyungniiiim~

[ sinks to the ground next to you, arms and head flopping onto your lap ]

It's only this once! I've always waited for this day to serve you... [ slowly drags his fingers across your thigh ]

captcha: suing mentality lol

[4kyearoldvirgin]

Don't-- yyeAAAIGH!! [voice pitch goes up an octave]

[Frozen on the spot and trembles from utter FEAR]

T-TH-TH-THIS IS NOT... THIS IS PUBLIC AREA, YOU KNOW?!

Re: captcha: suing mentality lol

[anyongsoo]

[ lifts his head and gazes into your eyes ]

So? This is a maid cafe, Hyungnim. People come here to have their wishes fulfilled. It's perfectly acceptable!

There! You've just done it, Hyungnim! [ clap clap! ☆ ]

Re: captcha: suing mentality lol

[4kyearoldvirgin]

...

So why come I just feel violated?

Re: captcha: suing mentality lol

[anyongsoo]

If you don't like that Hyung-nim...

[ gets up and sits on your lap ]

We can try something else!

[ continues smiling while seated like an obedient little girl ]

Re: captcha: suing mentality lol

[4kyearoldvirgin]

[Yes, but not quite so little!!]

Y-Yong Soo... my ...my legs...

[Hasn't actually had a full view of your costume until now- oh my god HOW and WHY are your legs so slender-- WAIT I WASN'T LOOKING NO. NO. NO. NOOO!!]

Re: captcha: suing mentality lol

[anyongsoo]

Hmm? [ eyes travel down ] Oh! [ covers his mouth with his hand with nicely manicured nails ]

[ shifts and swings a leg around so he's straddling you with a knee on your chair ]

Much better, Hyungnim? [ eyelash flutter ]

Re: captcha: suing mentality lol

[4kyearoldvirgin]

[YELPS]

WHAT ARE YOU--!?

[Just buries his face in his hands, willing for this to be a nightmare and hoping SOMEBODY will wake him up-- SOMEBODYYY]

[If only Yong Soo was a gir-- WAIIT UP WAIT UP, WE ARE NOT GOING THERE. OH GOD. OH GOD.]

Re: captcha: suing mentality lol

[anyongsoo]

Hyungnim?

[ shifts to look closer, accidentally grinding you a bit ]

It's fine, Hyungnim! No one is looking!

Re: captcha: suing mentality lol

[4kyearoldvirgin]

[Swallows. Hard.]

N-no..this is... not fine at all...!!

[Repeats a mantra to himself: 'you have wife and concubines, you like women, boobs are good, boobs are BEST...']

[hello, awkward boner]

Re: captcha: suing mentality lol

[anyongsoo]

Not fine...?

[ sits down and notices a hard lump poking his panties ]

[ chuckles and rests his hands on your shoulders ]

Tsk tsk tsk Hyungniiim~ [ kneads your shoulder a bit ] you shouldn't say things you don't mean!

Re: captcha: suing mentality lol

[4kyearoldvirgin]

[Pulls the most angry face a man could pull in this situation- only making him look even more on the verge of tears as he has been the entire time.]

Yong Soo! I can't--

[Collapses all defenses at the kneading and accidentally let's out a loud moan.]

-take this...anymore...