part 153 strawberry sandwiches

[aphanon_meme]

I invented a sandwich today! And by invented a sandwich, I mean I cut a strawberry in two big slices, put a pineapple slice & some cream cheese dip in the middle, and then used the strawberry slices as bread. Nomnom.

I hope the start of your week was good!

Enjoy part 153! :)

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Comments

[bake_einsamcake]

Alright, I realize that I'm late in noticing this, but who burned my manuals yet again? I thought I had made it clear that my office is off limits for anybody but myself! It especially makes me wonder how the perpetrator managed to get past my new security door...

Furthermore has anybody seen a person moving around on a skateboard, carrying a heavy bat? They are responsible for Italien currently having a head trauma and I would really like to talk to them about their motives. - In case this is news for anybody don't worry, Italien is well taken care of. The doctor said he would need much rest now and should be allowed to recover at his own pace and without disturbances, but he will be alright. I hope. He seems to have some... memory lapses, but-- either way, I will be forwarding any messages or get-well wishes to him.

...

Lastly has anybody, ah, seen Frankreich? [totally not despairing here]

[bake_einsamcake]

France burned 'em, yessir!

I last saw her groping a passerby, tuesday.

[bake_einsamcake]

Of course. Frankreich burned my manuals.

Give me any reason why she should possibly have done that!

[bake_einsamcake]

She's mad as hell at you because you supported your brother instead of her when he hit her and then went off to profess love to your childhood sweetheart.

Or she was naked and cold, either way.

[bake_einsamcake]

But-- I only tried to mediate--

The things with Italien wasn't like--

What? Why was she naked and cold?!

Where is she now?

[bake_einsamcake]

Sure you were.

Of course it wasn't...hahaha...

She likes being naked.

/points down

[bake_einsamcake]

I'm serio-- what? Oh--

[nervously runs a hand through his hair; rushes downthread without a parting word]

[bake_einsamcake]

[puts socks on both hands]

[makes the left sock 'talk' by waggling her hand]

'Goodbye anon and thank you for the help'

[makes the right sock answer]

"Oh, it was nothing, Mr. Germany, good luck!"

[waves]

[alfredlet]

I saw Mama with Matt.

...

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What's a skateboard? How do you carry a bat? Wouldn't it fly away?

[bake_einsamcake]

Ah?

[crouches down, examines him]

...

Amerika? Is that... is that you?

[alfredlet]

[EYES GO WIDE man your face is big] I'm England's thirteen colonies!

[n-not scared of you, nope]

[bake_einsamcake]

[almost smiles a little; kid America seems to be less annoying than the one he knows... well, at least on the first impression]

I am the Federal Republic of Germany. Pleased to meet you.

[shakes his tiny hand]

However I don't think you can help me with this - or do you know who burned my manuals?

[suddenly registers - Maman with Matt, that's--]

Wait, you said you saw Frankreich? Was she, um... was she in a good mood?

[alfredlet]

[... his hand has never been shaken outside of Gentleman Lessons]

What are manuals?

[is little Germany really gonna grow up to be this guy...] She was okay. She was talking about you but I don't remember why. If you're All-Man. ['Allemagne.']

[bake_einsamcake]

[takes a few seconds to decipher the last word]

Ah... yes, that's my name in her language! Can you try to remember what she talked about? It might be very important information. [to save my ass and our relationship]

And manuals are printed instructions. Have you seen books, magazines or newspapers? They are kind of like that.

[alfredlet]

She said you weren't a horse.

We have newspapers. And there's magazines too! [thinks you mean this sort of magazine; note the one in the picture ha ha ha] But I'm not at war!

[bake_einsamcake]

Ah... what? Of course I'm not a horse. [wonders why France might have felt the need to clarify that]

You're not at war? Why, that's fortunate... [has the magazine thing go straight over his head] But Frankreich didn't say anything else about me? And she didn't appear unhappy?