part 153 strawberry sandwiches

[aphanon_meme]

I invented a sandwich today! And by invented a sandwich, I mean I cut a strawberry in two big slices, put a pineapple slice & some cream cheese dip in the middle, and then used the strawberry slices as bread. Nomnom.

I hope the start of your week was good!

Enjoy part 153! :)

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Comments

[bake_einsamcake]

What's the matter now?

[bake_einsamcake]

Oh, your brother was running around singing rude songs.

And that girl Italy has been hiring escorts for Japan and telling them to ask you for money.

[bake_einsamcake]

I'll talk to my brother about that when I next see him. Which one of them was it anyway? Was he drunk?

However I'm not sure I understand the other thing - what does Japan need escorts for and why does Italien think I should pay them? Elaborate!

[bake_einsamcake]

Japan wants a girlfriend and Italien was hiring girls to date him. She told one to ask you for money when they asked about payment.

[bake_einsamcake]

I think I just found my brother... [eyetwitches]

And what, why me? I have nothing to do with that! Looks like I'll have to find the female Italien and set thing straight. Thank you for informing me of this, anon!

[bake_einsamcake]

No problem.

[badtouches]

[bake_einsamcake]

[didn't expect that; this anon didn't even use eyes. gif, for God's sake]

[swats anon's hand away]

S-STOP THAT!

[bake_einsamcake]

Hey, c'mon, I helped you out, didn't I? Least you could do is let me grope you awhile.

[tries with the other hand]

[rubs him with her knee]

[bake_einsamcake]

So now you show your true face!

[puts his hands on anon's shoulders, holds her away from him at arm's length]

Listen, I want you to stop touching people inappropriately! Why don't you go patrol around the meme and look if anybody needs your help instead? Or I could give you some garbage collection utensils..!

[bake_einsamcake]

But that wouldn't be fun. What do you think I am, your dog?

[leans forward and tries to lick his face]

[bake_einsamcake]

[GRIP OF STEEL on anon's shoulders]

W-would you stop it already?! And no, I don't think you are a dog - I wouldn't trust a dog with the garage seperation in any case -; all I think you are is an indecent anon!

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My opinion of you would improve significantly if you stopped leering at me like that!

[bake_einsamcake]

[grinds against him]

[leers more]

My opinion of you would improve significantly if you were naked and slathered in oil.

[bake_einsamcake]

[tries to squirm away, hold anon at arm's length and loom over her all at once]

ANON! This-- this is--

JUST LET GO OF ME!

[teutonic_pruss]

[happily drunk and singing~]

A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v

V is for venus, the planet floating in the sky

A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v

W is for whore.. what? h?.. w is france~

A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x!!!!!

X is for zebra- ze-… xylophone X3 ding ding ding ding ding~

[bake_einsamcake]

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[teutonic_pruss]

[loudly stumbles by, making his way towards the meme bridge]

A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p

Q is for queer and queer is bruder~ and forhead is sitting on the couch and I can’t believe that I haven’t woke him up..

A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q

R is for……r is for….. rope…..R IS FOR ROPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s

S is for SPANIEN!, spanien is a fag and he’s not wakin up, he’s not even moving, I hope he’s alive, I hope he’s alive, I hope he’s ali-… spain? F is for set- s is for spain… you awake?.......... He’s not moving~~~ ♪

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