part 158 old lady purses

[aphanon_meme]

I had a dream that I was old Rose from Titanic and I was somehow visiting the (dry!) wreck of the ship and being like, "There's sooo many ghosts here, spirits that can't leave... mine is one of them..." and then I went into another part of the ship and Jack was all chained up like in the movie, but then out of nowhere Freddy Kreuger popped up!

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[tourkokratia]

*happily takes the plate and sits down with it*

*starts working on the entire pile*

/late tag

[osmaniac]

And ya were about to bring it into my dinin room.

Right?

*does not mind* ♥

[tourkokratia]

*pauses mid bite and looks up at you*

Can't I have it for myself? I found it!

[osmaniac]

Hahahahahaha

No.

[tourkokratia]

*frowns, does not like being laughed at*

*tries another tactic*

I don't think you'll like them anyway. They're, uh... they're Greek food!

[osmaniac]

Never seen Greek food lookin like that. Now, bring em to my kitchen and I'll give ya yer share then.

[tourkokratia]

They are!

*reluctantly gets up with the large plate*

See the little colorful dots? Those are special Greek sweets that taste REALLY bad to Sadiqs. So I don't think you want them at all!

[osmaniac]

[grabs one and takes a big bite]

Mmmm, no, tastes too good to be Greek food. Think I'll keep em.

[tourkokratia]

*huffs indignantly*

Well... That one must have been a mistake one! The rest will taste bad to you, you'll see! Cause Greek food is-

*so busy trying to convince you that he trips and drops the entire plate*

*lands on top of the cookies*

...

...

[osmaniac]

[nooo not his cookies!]

[Greece say your prayers]

[tourkokratia]

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

*is actually more upset that he won't get to eat more cookies than he is that you're gonna be mad*

We can still eat them!

*holds up a piece of flat cookie*

[osmaniac]

Think yer smart for usin this tactic, huh? Destroyin what was about to become mine!

[tourkokratia]

No! It was an accident!

*oh yeah, not supposed to talk back*

I mean... I'm sorry?

[osmaniac]

So who taught ya that trick, yer mom? What's next, scorched earth policy?

Like hell yer sorry. Stomp on them.

[tourkokratia]

Stomp...?

*looks down at the cookies*

But we can still eat them! If you don't want them, I'll eat them!

[osmaniac]

I said stomp on em down on the dirt!