part 161 barbie legs

[aphanon_meme]

... there's a Barbie leg hanging over the edge of my dresser. Clearly, this needed to be a part title. ALSO am I weird or is 161 a great number? I love the way it looks. I hope your week has been good so far, it's almost the end of the week~

Enjoy part 161! :)

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Comments

[osmaniac]

Don't trust what ya see in this place and focus on yer present.

Yeah. Will teach ya lots of things things.

[tourkokratia]

*thinks it over in his head*

But if I focus on the present, then I can't see where I'm going. And if I can't see where I'm going, then I'll never get anywhere!

[osmaniac]

Oi, stop sayin confusing things and do as I say!

Also, got any idea where all my horse equipment is?

[tourkokratia]

*looks guilty, but shakes his head no*

I haven't seen any of your stuff...

[osmaniac]

Oddly, only certain ones have been missin. Like the crops. And a whip I picked.

Ya sure ya don't know?

[tourkokratia]

*suddenly finds his toes to be utterly fascinating!*

...I'm sure...

[osmaniac]

Cause if yer lyin and I find out ya hid em, I won't use the crop on yer ass.

I'll use the kurbash all over yer back!

[tourkokratia]

*gulps loudly*

Um... What if I do know where they are? If I tell you, will I still get punished...?

[osmaniac]

So ya do know. Well, where are they?

[tourkokratia]

I-I didn't say I knew! I just asked, um, WHAT IF!

[osmaniac]

If ya won't tell me now I'll make ya eat only the dogs' leftovers for the rest of the year!

[tourkokratia]

*starts breathing a little heavier, quickly turning over the options in his head*

*if you find out he hid them, he'll get punished. if he confesses, he might still get punished. if he doesn't tell, he eats dog food... BUT at least the anons usually give him food!*

I don't know where they are!

[osmaniac]

Congrats, lyin brat, ya earned a year of gettin yer dinner from a dog's bowl after he's finished.

And I'll find my stuff, and then make sure to use em!

[tourkokratia]

*not so much worried about the dog food as the promise of more crop punishment*

I'm not lying! You can't prove I'm lying!

[osmaniac]

[slaps face]

Talked back.

[tourkokratia]

*a;sdlfjkal*

*winces, but quickly backs off, looking away*

I'm sorry...