part 162 old newspapers

[aphanon_meme]

Happy Monday! ... or Tuesday! I hope your week went well. Mine was kinda rainy, so a mixture of meh and "oooo, rain!"

Enjoy part 162! :)

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[osmaniac]

[falls on, it's been a long day]

[hopes and prays Greece won't come to tell him about the nature of man and his relation with yogurt]

[osmaniac]

Hey, shut yer trap! Nobody ever told me I snore so obviously yer lyin.

[osmaniac]

It's true! It's the loudest snoring I've ever heard! Why would I lie?

[osmaniac]

Cause... cause ya want to save yer head! Ya tried to sneak on me but my sharp hearing stopped ya!

[osmaniac]

But... but look! [points to the damaged book you hit] [and the book she's holding] [and a flashlight] See, I was reading!

[osmaniac]

Under the bed?

[osmaniac]

... Yeah! It's quiet and cozy! I like reading where it's quiet and cozy 'cause it's easier to get into the book.

[osmaniac]

Got outta here before I add ya up in the next slave trade.

[osmaniac]

But... but... it's not my fault you snored so loud I couldn't read!

[osmaniac]

Out!

[osmaniac]

[scoops up her stuff and gets to her feet]

... ME LEAVING WON'T STOP THAT THUNDER FROM YOUR NOSE!!

[scampers away]

[wild_fields]

[peeks under the sheets--]

[oh crap!]

[pokes his face hoping wondering if he's dead]

[osmaniac]

[snoring quiets down at the poke]

[grins in his sleep mumbling]

Aw yeah cicim ya know what I like.

[mumble snore murmur]

[wild_fields]

Well, he's not dead.

[puts a hand on her scimitar]

...

...

[moves closer and pokes his face again]

[osmaniac]

[murmurs]

[licks]

[wild_fields]

[EWWW!]

[slaps him across the cheek]