part 166 bottles of water

[aphanon_meme]

I love the number 166.... I like numbers that are two in a row. And I think I'm sick from heat... maybe I should be more hydrated.

Anywhooo... I hope your weekend is going well so far!

Enjoy part 166! :)

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Comments

[pinkcoppers]

What are[hic]... are you doing? You can't [hic] have any, idiot!

[moves to defend his bottle... by drinking more of it facing away]

[timesa_changing]

Can too! I'm so old enough, even if you're drinkin' that rotgut shit. I can handle it!

[leans around your side to try and swipe it]

You shouldn't be drinkin' in uniform anyhow!

[pinkcoppers]

No! Mine! [hic]

[clutches it to his chest with both arms now]

[timesa_changing]

Well fine, don't share then!

...[steals your hat instead, maybe as a distraction]

[more likely because it's pretty awesome]

[pinkcoppers]

Oi! Give that back!

[still holding the bottle with one arm, reaches for his hat feebly]

FFfhh sorry, sorry, didn't get a notif.

[timesa_changing]

[puts it on and backs up slowly]

Nope! Gimme that bottle first or the hat stays hostage.

That's alright, notifs indeed are being bad orz

[pinkcoppers]

[has quickly gotten of his uniform]

I'm not... [hic] in uniform any more! I can [hic] drink as much as I want! [hic] I want my hat back.

[throws his head back chugs away]

[timesa_changing]

[forgets that staring is rude and terribly inappropriate, as is laughing at people who are too drunk to know any better]

You uh...how'd you do that so fast? Wait no, I don't wanna know.

I get a drink, you get your hat back. That's the deal!

[pinkcoppers]

It's a secret any[hic]way.

...

...

... [hic]

Fine! [holds out the bottle, only one fourth is left]

[timesa_changing]

Uh huh, I'm sure. Secret magical skills or somethin'.

[grabs it but hangs on to the hat as he finishes it off]

[pinkcoppers]

[still makes grabby hands at the hat]

Give me it, you prat!

[timesa_changing]

[backs up a few more steps, laughing]

You gotta walk a straight line right to me first. Y'know, do a sobriety test! Say your ABCs backwards! Put your finger on your nose and stand on one foot.

[pinkcoppers]

[oh the anger, the humiliation]

You... idiot!

[nearly jumps at] Just give it back!

[timesa_changing]

[starts to sort of feel bad for this, since you're pretty drunk]

[figures he's lucky you haven't just hauled off and smacked him, so he takes the hat off and holds it out]

Aw, fine, here. All you had to do was say please, y'know.

[pinkcoppers]

[snatches the hat away and put it on his head]

[decides to just leave it with his pile of uniform clothes there]

My [hic] hat.

[timesa_changing]

[tries as hard as he can not to stare]

[DOES ANYWAY]

You uh. You don't have any clothes on, did you know? That breeze you might be feelin' right about now? That ain't from any draft.