TGIF! And now I want to watch Boy Meets World. What are you plans for the weekend, meme? I think I might see Despicable Me IT'S SO FLUFFY!!.
Enjoy part 182!
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That is... nothing of my business...
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[promptly vomits]
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Actin like she so proper n shit. Hah!
Lemme tell ya the truth bout that deviant!
[HIC]
When I figure where to begin.
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Who you callin a deviant, deviant??
Hide the everyone, Sadiq's in town!
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Kept goin at it after the bed broke in half. Ripped my clothes off after the fourth round on the damn floor. No idea at what point I passed out.
Only to wake up to find myself tossed naked in some ditch with the Byzantine seal marked on my ass.
Had to tell my men I faced a pack of wolves, damn.
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Didn't break the bed, you fell, dummy.
[laughs heartily at the wolf part, oh that's too rich]
From the intro to Doukas' The Decline and Fall of Byzantium to the Ottoman Turks
Time and again the historian hammers home, in disgust, how the sultans were given to drunkenness, incontinence, lasciviousness, and lewdness, wantonly indulging in their heterosexual and homosexual appetites as well as committing animal copulation.
'course, Doukas was a contemporaneous Byzantine himself, so he was a leeeettle biased.
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And that was just one time so don't make me keep goin.
[hic]
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'Sides, betcha anything onna your poems was slipped in with the rest of the pages of that treaty, c'mon, I betcha.
[nudges him with an elbow]
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Challengin me to prove my masculinity to ya?
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Fact thatcha... feel like ya gotta, b'trays self-doubt...!
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Heh. Don't beat round the bush, just say it.
[is closer not minding our wine breath, he's got plenty raki smell himself]
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Lydia.
[where would she be if she cared about wine breath, man]
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Don't be funny and admit it.
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