part 187 poor fellows with mind like jello

[aphanon_meme]

... in case anyone is wondering what on earth the part titles have been about lately, it's a song from the (mediocre, shunned) sequel to Secret of Nimh. Anyway. Ohhh, Tuesday-almost-Wednesday. Not yet the weekend, not annoying enough to be called the beginning of the week. Anywhooo...

Enjoy part 187! :)

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[teutonic_pruss]

[IN THE BUSHES]

[WATCHING]

[totally not creeping]

YOU CREEPER

[thevemaster]

[too busy having fun to notice!]

[...gets hungry and looks for carrots]

NUHUH

[peesinlakes]

[Happens to be walking around eating carrots]

[notices you. Stops and stares]

[carrot.gif]

/DISRACTED BY YOUR USERNAME fff

[thevemaster]

[also stops and stares - oh hey, another Prussia who looks young!]

[goes up to him and grins] Ciao, Prussia!

fffffffff

[peesinlakes]

Hallo... [looks you up and down, that hair curlll]

Big Italien?

[thevemaster]

Si? I am Italy! You are ...not so little Prussia! Not big Prussia though, cos he's taller than me.

I like your clothes!

[peesinlakes]

Heh! I like my clothes too!

[leans in closer]

Hehehe! You're bigger but you're still cute like you are when you were a little kid! What's with the ears?

[thevemaster]

[blinks at the closeness]

Grazie! Everyone thought I was a girl but I wasn't - I have a penis!

[touches the bunny ears] little Prussia gave them to me so I could play bunnies with Poland, but he had to go so I'm playing it by myself!

[peesinlakes]

[DFDFDFSJF chokes on his carrot at that]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAA! LITTLE ME HUH?! [SKIPPING PENIS TALK]

JA! Figures little me would have something like that! Poland must of looked stupid with them on, but you look really awesome, Italien!

[thevemaster]

Ve? I thought Poland looked cute too. He said I looked cuter! He's very nice to me!

[peesinlakes]

There's nothing cute about that guy once you live with him a couple of centuries, he's a pain in the ass!

[frowns. A BIT Jealous that you're spending time with Poland]

Italien is better off hanging with other people! I think it'll be better if you stay away from him, You can hang out with me instead! I've seen big me around this place!

he met that fat prussia lol ;o;

[thevemaster]

But Poland is one of my best friends since I was little!

Ve....big you doesn't like me. But I love little you though!

B-but big, BIG you is so scary, ve...he trapped me in his fat.

ffff

[peesinlakes]

[TWO THINGS IN WHAT YOU SAID DO NOT MAKE SENSE]

Italien, there's no fucking way big me doesn't like you.

A-and what in holy hell in the name of the saints do you mean by big, big me trapped you in his fat

I need to log that thread cos it made me laugh omg

[thevemaster]

He doesn't! He asked me out on a date once, but he didn't want to do it. Ve. I think he prefers Poland...

Big BIG you was biiiig! [opens his arms up wide and puffs his cheeks out] He asked me to sit on his lap and I said yes cos he looked warm and squishy like pizza dough....and then he trapped me in his fat and petted me. It was scary!

FFFF that sounds hilarious i can;t believe i missed it

[peesinlakes]

[pats]

That sounds like a bad dream! Maybe you ate something weird before bed!

NO FUCKING WAY BIG ME LIKES POLAND MORE! Ja, just ask him again next time you bump into him. Maybe he missed your invitation!!

It happened during dead hour and i caught him! And I just logged it fff

[thevemaster]

Eh, but it wasn't a dream! You'll probably meet him and he'll tell you that I was on his lap!

[...you swear a LOT] No, it's okay! I'm dating little you, so it's fine~