part 187 poor fellows with mind like jello

[aphanon_meme]

... in case anyone is wondering what on earth the part titles have been about lately, it's a song from the (mediocre, shunned) sequel to Secret of Nimh. Anyway. Ohhh, Tuesday-almost-Wednesday. Not yet the weekend, not annoying enough to be called the beginning of the week. Anywhooo...

Enjoy part 187! :)

--

*There is a rules page here. Please

Comments

[bake_einsamcake]

My missing credit card

[bake_einsamcake]

I don't have it, I really don't!

[bake_einsamcake]

And you are sure of that, ja?

[bake_einsamcake]

[taps all her legs]

Oh jaaaa, I definitely don't have it! I haven't even seen it! Not since you were sleeping anyway.

[bake_einsamcake]

Not since-- [shudders involuntarily]

...

Where, um... where exactly was it when you last saw it?

forgive me if what I say doesn't match up with his missing card lol

[bake_einsamcake]

On your nightstand, next to the - well you know. I don't know why you had it out there, normally you keep everything nice and orderly in that wallet of your's...

[sighs]

Don't worry, this headcanon's flexible! /o/

[bake_einsamcake]

[swallows; closes his eyes briefly]

D-didn't I expressly tell you to stay out of my room at night? It's bad enough that I hear your... skrrrting noises while trying to concentrate on my work during the day! Anyway, are you sure that none of your companions has taken it?

\o/

[bake_einsamcake]

But how else will I make sure to keep spider's out of your hair and ears and mouth? Even though little Prussia said I can't eat them anymore... I can still push them away!

Why would we take your card, dearest Germany? Unless we were to buy you something special, then, hmmm maybe...

[bake_einsamcake]

You. You are spiders.

[feels a shiver run down his spine]

It's okay, I believe you. Run along now.

[bake_einsamcake]

[GASP OF INDIGNATION]

I am not a spider! I have 6 legs! I don't eat bugs... well not all the time! I don't make webs or sing to pigs, either. Oh, Germany, I could tell you so many things.

But you won't be going to bed for a few hours yet!

[bake_einsamcake]

Yes, yes, fine, you are not a spider! Really, I believe you. No need to go into details!

...

Actually I think I might not be sleeping at home tonight. The search for my credit card will likely take a long time and I won't stop searching until I have found it. Yes.

[bake_einsamcake]

Nonsense, nonsense! I'll fluff your pillows and blankets and keep the room nice and cool for you!

Or or or if you want, I'll even make you dinner and have it waiting!

[bake_einsamcake]

No, it's fine! You don't have to wait for me. Just, um... just go to sleep early. In a room that isn't mine.

Don't make me dinner.

Please.

bedtime for me, thanks for the thread! <3

[bake_einsamcake]

Oh, Germany... one of these days you'll let me take care of you.

[waves with a few legs]

I'll see you at home~

Sleep well & thank you! ❤

[bake_einsamcake]

We will, um... see about that.

[waves back very half-heartedly]

[bake_einsamcake]

Prussia's fault