part 188 double rainbows

[aphanon_meme]

Umm... hi? Not dead, relatively okay. I'm sorry to make people worry - there are days, like everyone, where I am very busy or unable to get online a lot or at all. It hasn't even been 24 hours - trust me, unless I'm gone for 5 day+ then I am okay, relatively.

I love you guys, enjoy part 188!

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Comments

dangit I told myself I wouldn't rp at work but this is too perfect

[red_lobstah]

[stands before the tied-up America]

[this is it! it's Dad! he's helpless! he could... he could try to make him see things the red way! he could send him to a work camp planting potatoes in Aroostook when he refuses! yeah yeah!]

...

[b-but it's Dad, even when he's forgetting his name he's still Dad...]

[sits down, clutching his head]

are we your drug

[red_lobstah]

drugs are bad!...yeah pretty much. nobody's in the shop now anyway...!

[red_lobstah]

Re: dangit I told myself I wouldn't rp at work but this is too perfect

[maple_sickles]

[touches his shoulder]

Is everything alright, my young comrade?

PAPA<3

[red_lobstah]

[whips his head up to see who's there--and breaks into a broad grin]

Papa!! Papa I found you! Nah, everythin's fine now 'cuz you're here!

[hugs his legs]

Re: PAPA<3

[maple_sickles]

[something melts a little in his warped, shrunken heart]

I'm here, it is true there's nothing to be afraid of.

[d'aww, paternal feelings for his newest comrade... maybe Maine can babysit Matthew II sometime]

[ruffles his hair affectionately]

[red_lobstah]

[SO HAPPY]

[PATERNAL FIGURE PAYING ATTENTION TO HIM]

[OH MAN]

[gives one more big squeeze and sits back, looking up with shining eyes]

Papa, I've been spreadin th' word all ovah! An' an' I made pamphlets, Papa!

[maple_sickles]

[more love and attention-->more obedience!]

Ah yes, these?

[rummages in jacket pocket for this "pamphlet"]

Such a lovely effort! Very admirable for a first attempt.

[frowns at the spastic panic-writings from regular!Maine wedged in there]

We may have to correct some... spelling errors, perhaps, but that shouldn't be a problem.

[he means about 5 hours of educational videos with subliminal messages and re-educational principles]

[red_lobstah]

You found one! That's great!! They've bin all ovah the place, then! Thank you, Papa...!

[excited puppy smile falters]

Ohh... I made mistakes? I-I'm sorry, Papa!

[digs frantically in pockets and takes out another one]

How's this one??

["EYES GIFF ARE THE PROLLITARIET"]

I suck at smallfonting bracket-actions

[maple_sickles]

[prollitariet buhyooooooo]

[...maybe that's just how they spell in Maine...?]

Don't fret, child. I can see you're trying very hard. I wonder, do you feel like watching a film with me?

that's ok because I'm bad at being a commie

[red_lobstah]

[it is, actually, I have a whole book of quaint misspellings caused by the Maine accent, though I may have made up prolliteriet]

I am! I am I am Papa, I...

A film? What kinder film?

lol so am I man

[maple_sickles]

[how precious]

I was thinking of an educational film. Now don't be upset; it's also quite fun!

[has a DVD in his pocket entitled The f]Fun and Child-Friendly Adventures of Karl Marx!]

I AM SO SORRY I got waylayed all over the place and will still be slow

[red_lobstah]

[uncertain look]

Educational?

Don't feel bad man I'm just sittin' around~

[maple_sickles]

[reassuring grin!]

Yes! And I'll watch it with you, dear boy. It'll make Papa very, very proud of you!

I know you're a smart state, and sometimes people don't see that, right? Let's prove them wrong, shall we?

I'll make popcorn.

I had to go for soda and then my mom was like have you booked anything at all for otakon yet and...

[red_lobstah]

[face lights up at that]

Yeah! Yeah I am smaht! Showah, let's watch it!

[eee Papa thinks he's smart!]

[stands up, smiling excitedly]

crud I thought I replied to this one...

[maple_sickles]

[smiles SO SWEETLY]

Come on, then. I promise it'll be fun.