part 188 double rainbows

[aphanon_meme]

Umm... hi? Not dead, relatively okay. I'm sorry to make people worry - there are days, like everyone, where I am very busy or unable to get online a lot or at all. It hasn't even been 24 hours - trust me, unless I'm gone for 5 day+ then I am okay, relatively.

I love you guys, enjoy part 188!

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[bake_einsamcake]

[moves cautiously across the meme, rifle at the ready, keeping an eye on his surroundings and seeking cover whenever he can]

[he also still has a pair of chopsticks and his self-made morningstar full of cocaine (which got an upgrade and is now outfitted with the sharp-edged lids of cans)]

Where has he wandered off to? I told him not to go anywhere alone! Looks like the dog also decided to disappear... ah, damn it all.

[bake_einsamcake]

THEY KILLED HIM

THEY KILLED FOUR VERSIONS OF AMERICA

BAAAWWWWW

[bake_einsamcake]

If you're American

you're DEAD

[bake_einsamcake]

I'M MY OWN GHOST

[bake_einsamcake]

[whirls around and aims the rifle at anon; looks for a collar]

What do you want? Explain yourself, quick!

[bake_einsamcake]

/no collar!!!!!

I JUST WANNA BAW!

gimme your muscles

i need to cry on them

[bake_einsamcake]

I have no time for this! Where is Italien?

[bake_einsamcake]

I hate to be the one to tell you this, Germany, but...

Italy's dead.

[bake_einsamcake]

Right, of course he is! And he also was a robot-Süditalien constructed by an evil Deutschland from some alternate universe.

Do you anons seriously think I will just eat up this rubbish you come up with?

[checks for a collar]

[bake_einsamcake]

[holds hands above her head] [has no collar] Trust me, I'm not the lying type, especially not to my Grandpapaland. I just thought you should know. I understand if you don't want to believe me, but I'm telling you the truth.

You can even ask Latvia.

[bake_einsamcake]

[tries to calm down at least a little]

[does not quite succeed]

...

Lettland? What does he have to do with it?

Sorry, I was eating dinner!

[bake_einsamcake]

[shrugs] From what I understand, Latvia's the one who killed him. I personally didn't see it, but enough people have been saying it that I believe it's more than just a rumor.

Don't worry! \o/

[bake_einsamcake]

...

Who would have thought.

[carefully keeps his face blank, but grasps the rifle hard enough to almost break it in half]

Well, I will pay him a visit.

[only he won't, but he's not supposed to know that yet]

[bake_einsamcake]

He's dead, Jim Germany.

[bake_einsamcake]

Schwachsinn! I told him not to leave the area I left him in!

[eyetwitches; nervously moves his figer around the trigger]

[bake_einsamcake]

H-hey just so you know I didn't kill him! I'm not even this battle royale.

[shows neck. there isn't a collar]

It was Latvia!