part 191 apple brown betties

[aphanon_meme]

191 is one of my favorite numbers, not going to lie. I don't know why. I guess that I... just enjoy the repeating 1 with a 9 in between. Weird. Anywhooo... how has your week been? It's been hot.

Enjoy part 191!

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[bake_einsamcake]

Wales

Female France

Anyone who can tell me what happened to my car

[bake_einsamcake]

Aha you have quite a lot of things to do

Well, I happened to see your keys lying around and I.. uhm

I stole them and gave them to Prussia
and told them how to operate the car
and he rode your car really fast
and crashed it

[bake_einsamcake]

uhm, little Prussia, that is

Herr Teuton.. yeah

[bake_einsamcake]

You stole my car keys and gave them to Deutscher Orden? Seriously?

[bake_einsamcake]

Yes.. Well, I didn't just give them to him for free

I asked him to do a task first. I gave him a bunch of candy and told him if he badmouths a bunch of people I'd give him something special.

Oh also he ran over a hitchhiker.

[bake_einsamcake]

WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?

[bake_einsamcake]

uhm

Gosh, chill. It's not so bad.

Do you need a beer to calm you down?

[bake_einsamcake]

MY CAR IS TRASH METAL, YOU RUINED WHAT LITTLE IMPROVEMENT THERE HAD BEEN MADE WITH REGARDS TO DEUTSCHER ORDEN'S MANNERS AND SOMEBODY WAS RUN OVER? ARE THEY EVEN STILL ALIVE?

[bake_einsamcake]

Uhm no. They went flying.

There's also a lot of damage to the meme highway you'll need to pay for..

[bake_einsamcake]

[roughly grabs anon by the shoulders]

ARE YOU AWARE OF HOW MUCH DAMAGE YOU HAVE CAUSED? STOP BEING SO CASUAL ABOUT IT!

[shakes them]

DO YOU EVEN CARE?

[bake_einsamcake]

[flinches] [ahhhwwww]

Ah, I know I've been very bad.

You know what you should do?

You should put me on your lap and spank me with a paddle. ლ(≖◡≖ლ)

[bake_einsamcake]

What the hell?

If anything I'll see to you doing months and months of social work!

[bake_einsamcake]

WHAT NO

[takes skittles out of my pocket and throws them in your face]

[runs]

[bake_einsamcake]

Aah! [lifts his arms to shield himself]

What do you think you're-- stop! Come back here!

[starts to pursue anon, but thinks better of it]

[will remember this, though]

[bake_einsamcake]

uhhh if it's got slashed tires and scratches all over-

then it wasn't me. I swear.

[bake_einsamcake]

[why, isn't that suspicious]

Did you see it?