part 194 butterflies in a zoo

[aphanon_meme]

Morning! Or Afternoon! Or whaaatever. I like butterflies. Hope your week starts great!

Enjoy part 194!

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Leave a comment Next Back to all threads +1 maple_sickles August 9 2010, 19:43:38 UTC Reply Re: +1 maple_sickles August 9 2010, 19:44:59 UTC D: D: D: WAIT... who are you again? Reply Re: +1 maple_sickles August 9 2010, 19:47:58 UTC [drapes arms around] [hisses into anon's ear] Who do you want me to be, sweet? Reply Re: +1 maple_sickles August 9 2010, 19:56:45 UTC /BACKS FAR FAR AWAY D: ...er, I thought I heard something, but I guess it was only wind! /skips away~ Reply Re: +1 maple_sickles August 9 2010, 20:19:50 UTC [watches you go] [plots] Reply Re: +1 maple_sickles August 9 2010, 19:50:27 UTC Hey so what's the dealio with the dungeon homeslice Reply Re: +1 maple_sickles August 9 2010, 19:59:41 UTC [still has pamphlets offering 15% off your first session] My family's way of giving back, ah, home-slice? Yes. We offer service of the highest quality--no other dungeon can compare! Reply Re: +1 maple_sickles August 9 2010, 20:01:34 UTC Like austria's? And it ain't giving if I gotta pay for it. Reply Re: +1 maple_sickles August 9 2010, 20:04:22 UTC [struck a nerve, you have] THAT INSECT is occupying my property illegally. I'll roast his eyes on a spit soon enough. [counts backwards from 10, slaps a smile back onto his face] Ahh, but it is giving. Very giving. Your satisfaction is guaranteed! Reply Re: +1 maple_sickles August 9 2010, 20:10:56 UTC Why's it more giving than at austria's, huh? Why should I come to you and not him, your legal troubles aside? Reply Re: +1 maple_sickles August 9 2010, 20:18:36 UTC Ah, well. Let us just say that the People's Tool has much more to give than Austria's silly little baton, not to mention the fact that my... partner is an exceedingly skilled disciplinarian and dominatrix. You will be hard pressed to find a more thorough set of... service providers. Reply Re: +1 maple_sickles August 9 2010, 20:23:13 UTC You guys got a baby and shit though right so what's going on with that? You don't feel weird running this BDSM dungeon, then getting home and feeding a baby? Reply Re: +1 maple_sickles August 9 2010, 20:30:29 UTC Matthew II is growing faster than you'd think! Besides, the dungeon is in our own basement; we attend to his needs on a shift basis, or amuse him with educational videos and toys if both our services are required. He's a very good little boy. Why yesterday, I saw him attempting to discuss Marxist theory with his teddy bear. [swells with paternal pride, wipes away a single tear] Such a good boy! [Doesn't yet realize that Matthew II is also disciplining his toys very strictly and has proclaimed himself de facto emperor of the house] Reply Re: +1 maple_sickles August 9 2010, 20:37:18 UTC Yeah, yeah, that's real touching and all. So I think your wife's kind of a hottie. Think we can set something up? Reply Re: +1 maple_sickles August 9 2010, 20:40:27 UTC [twitches at "wife"] [irrational surge of jealousy!!] Yes, yes of course. My partner would be only too glad to assist you. Reply Re: +1 maple_sickles August 9 2010, 20:43:28 UTC I bet she would. Reply Back to all threads Next Leave a comment Up Homepage Read journal... Full version Help Русская версия © 1999-2025 LiveJournal, Inc.

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+1

[maple_sickles]

Re: +1

[maple_sickles]

D: D: D:

WAIT... who are you again?

Re: +1

[maple_sickles]

[drapes arms around]

[hisses into anon's ear]

Who do you want me to be, sweet?

Re: +1

[maple_sickles]

/BACKS FAR FAR AWAY D:

...er, I thought I heard something, but I guess it was only wind!

/skips away~

Re: +1

[maple_sickles]

[watches you go]

[plots]

Re: +1

[maple_sickles]

Hey so what's the dealio with the dungeon homeslice

Re: +1

[maple_sickles]

[still has pamphlets offering 15% off your first session]

My family's way of giving back, ah, home-slice?

Yes.

We offer service of the highest quality--no other dungeon can compare!

Re: +1

[maple_sickles]

Like austria's? And it ain't giving if I gotta pay for it.

Re: +1

[maple_sickles]

[struck a nerve, you have]

THAT INSECT is occupying my property illegally. I'll roast his eyes on a spit soon enough.

[counts backwards from 10, slaps a smile back onto his face]

Ahh, but it is giving. Very giving. Your satisfaction is guaranteed!

Re: +1

[maple_sickles]

Why's it more giving than at austria's, huh? Why should I come to you and not him, your legal troubles aside?

Re: +1

[maple_sickles]

Ah, well. Let us just say that the People's Tool has much more to give than Austria's silly little baton, not to mention the fact that my... partner is an exceedingly skilled disciplinarian and dominatrix. You will be hard pressed to find a more thorough set of... service providers.

Re: +1

[maple_sickles]

You guys got a baby and shit though right

so what's going on with that? You don't feel weird running this BDSM dungeon, then getting home and feeding a baby?

Re: +1

[maple_sickles]

Matthew II is growing faster than you'd think! Besides, the dungeon is in our own basement; we attend to his needs on a shift basis, or amuse him with educational videos and toys if both our services are required.

He's a very good little boy. Why yesterday, I saw him attempting to discuss Marxist theory with his teddy bear.

[swells with paternal pride, wipes away a single tear]

Such a good boy!

[Doesn't yet realize that Matthew II is also disciplining his toys very strictly and has proclaimed himself de facto emperor of the house]

Re: +1

[maple_sickles]

Yeah, yeah, that's real touching and all.

So I think your wife's kind of a hottie. Think we can set something up?

Re: +1

[maple_sickles]

[twitches at "wife"]

[irrational surge of jealousy!!]

Yes, yes of course. My partner would be only too glad to assist you.

Re: +1

[maple_sickles]

I bet she would.