part 196 drops of water

[aphanon_meme]

Happy Saturday/Sunday/Blueberryday! I like August. It has that sort of weird not-yet-fall feel to it, the end of lazy summer days. I'll miss the leaves when they do go though. I hope your weekend's good so far!

Enjoy part 196!

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Comments

[bake_einsamcake]

[tries to take advantage of the summoning spam to get across the meme unnoticed, wearing only this]

[unconspiciously holds a folder in front of his lower body and keeps a neutral expression]

[bake_einsamcake]

gross

[bake_einsamcake]

[agrees]

[will avoid the next few truth or dare threads]

[bake_einsamcake]

[gives cookies]

For your chest.

[bake_einsamcake]

What exactly am I supposed to do with them?

[bake_einsamcake]

http://www.amazon.com/Curves-Cookies-Silicone-Push-up-Pads/dp/B000FADPA2

for better support

[bake_einsamcake]

This... bra... doesn't even have...

[closes his eyes]

I appreciate the sentiment, anon, but you can keep them.

[bake_einsamcake]

Okay you can have this instead.

http://www.odditycentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/aluminum_underwear5.jpg

[bake_einsamcake]

[actually ponders it for a moment]

Hm... that doesn't look very safe to wear; I think I'll decline.

And here I didn't think it could get any worse than this.

[bake_einsamcake]

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=13124257

This might work better.

[spider away]

[bake_einsamcake]

...

[puts it on]

[it beats the folder]

[bake_einsamcake]

Hello Germany.

You're looking extra sexy today.

[bake_einsamcake]

This is humiliating.

[looks straight ahead]

[bake_einsamcake]

Is it?

Even better.

What's the folder for?

[bends down to read it]

[bake_einsamcake]

[frowns; keeps the folder in place]

It contains some documents regarding my recent agrarian expenditures. Now if you would excuse me; I need to go fax them.

[bake_einsamcake]

/sees

...

/faints