part 197 tiki tiki tiki rooms

[aphanon_meme]

... you know you're running on little sleep when you check up on the meme and think, 'Huh, I thought there'd be at least 10,500 comments by now...' :D

Enjoy part 197!

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Comments

[anonymous]

Turkey's chest hair

[attaturk]

Had all the proper medicals already. Won't be any inspections necessary!

[anonymous]

It's not a medical inspection, sir, the international government has regulations on chest hair and I've got to make sure they're followed!

[attaturk]

...Tch! Woulda got a memo about it!

[anonymous]

[flips through notebook]

Tsk, no, see, according to our records, we have sent you several memos but you never responded. In-person inspection is a last resort, but I'm afraid it's come to this.

[attaturk]

Gotta be a joke! Who sent ya? Greece? Serbia?

[anonymous]

Sent me?

[pushes up glasses]

The bureau sent me! I don't know why this is such an issue, unless your amount of chest hair is unregulated. In which case, it would be better to cooperate than to require the involvement of authorities.

[attaturk]

Damn bureaucracy!

[starts to take off his shirt, muttering curses]

Never tellin' me nothing!

[anonymous]

Now now, no need to curse.

[flips open a new page to jot down notes]

A simple inspection, is all, nothing to fuss over.

[attaturk]

[pulls it off]

[and he does have chest hair - not overly much - and it's dark against his skin]

[rather, about the same as can be seen here]

Be quick about it!

[anonymous]

So when you kill France will that make you the hairiest man on earth?

[anonymous]

There is still Cuba.

[attaturk]

That guy! Got loads more hair than me!

But that bastard France. Not gonna kill. Just... give him a scare's all.

late also tell me if I'm bothering

[osmaniac]

[hearing you have that edge in your voice pleasantly surprises and makes him stop from going his way]

Huh, France pissed ya off?

Though he's on our side.

never bothering! ;3;

[attaturk]

[eyes you with wary regard]

Might be. But he's a meddling bastard.

[osmaniac]

Sometimes. Don't really trust him, anyway.

What did he do this time?