part 197 tiki tiki tiki rooms

[aphanon_meme]

... you know you're running on little sleep when you check up on the meme and think, 'Huh, I thought there'd be at least 10,500 comments by now...' :D

Enjoy part 197!

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/six hours later

[je_veux_devetir]

I apologize for my lateness, Anonyme, you called?

[ooc: I'm sorry I went out to Starbucks with my friend. Hopefully you're still there..]

Re: /six hours later

[je_veux_devetir]

[I'M NOT A COWARD. I just.. am waiting for the right time to fight.. /lie]

[Rough me up?!] [quietly puts his head in his knees and tries to keep calm]

[really wishing for a miracle right now]

Re: /six hours later

[attaturk]

[unsheathes the sword again and gives it a few swings, getting nearer to the trash can]

[sighs loudly]

Used to be! I'd chop off the hand of a thief! Punishment fits the crime! So I was thinkin'... considerin' his. To go a bit lower.

[yeah... he's talking about cutting off your dick]

1/2

[je_veux_devetir]

Re: /six hours later

[je_veux_devetir]

[screaming and crying in his head]

[starts praying (for the safety of his dick)]

Re: /six hours later

[attaturk]

Question is... just where--

[spots the trash can]

--could he be~

[taps the lid with his sword]

Re: /six hours later

[je_veux_devetir]

[SCREAMS]

[pushes over the trash can and flails/crawls desperately to get away]

[tries to get up and run]

Re: /six hours later

[attaturk]

Oi!

[has to jump back to avoid the trash can at first, but then he can't help laughing as he makes a wild grab to catch you]

Re: /six hours later

[je_veux_devetir]

[crying]
L-let me go! Please!

[trying hard to pull out of your grip, but is too weak]

I-I'm sorry! It'll never happen again! /liiie

Re: /six hours later

[attaturk]

[lets go to rest the sword tip at your belt, maybe giving a little jab will make you stop struggling!]

That so! We all know how you are! Might be in everybody's best interest to lose it!

Re: /six hours later

[je_veux_devetir]

[falls over when you let go]

[yelps at the jab]

Non, non! I-It won't happen again! I promise! /still lying

[gets ready to run again if you seem to want to continue with your plan to castrate him]

Re: /six hours later

[attaturk]

Promise? Let's see if you can look me in the eye an' say it: "Peace at home, Peace in the world."

[keeps his sword trained right on target]

Re: /six hours later

[je_veux_devetir]

[He'll say anything at this point if it means saving his dick]

Paix- .. [looks him in the eye] Peace at home, Peace in the world!

Re: /six hours later

[attaturk]

[narrows his eyes]

And if she says no, ya better. Not. Touch her.

Re: /six hours later

[je_veux_devetir]

[But she never really said 'no'.. and does that mean if she says 'yes', I can touch her..?]

[yeah ya know what he'll just agree rather than argue]

Bien sûr! I will not touch her, no matter what! I will stay far away from her!

Re: /six hours later

[attaturk]

[let's you sweat it out a few long moments more.....]

Good~

[sheathes his sword and offers you a hand up]