Axis Powers Hetalia anon meme (Part 200)

[aphanon_meme]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEME!

Do you feel old? I know I do. I can hardly believe it's been well over a year since we first started! I can hardly believe it's been about 8 months since I could hardly believe that it was part 100!. You guys make this place what it is, and for that I love ya. I was trying to think of what I wanted to say, but I realized that

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[lumberjack_me]

[cookie is on his head]

[zzzz]

[mutters a soft "thank you"]

[lumberjack_me]

[pats cheek]

[replaces stash with skittles and remaining booze with water]

-3-

[goes away to get high]

[lumberjack_me]

[hungover and burnt-out Canada is not a pleasant thing to be around]

[hope you're willing to deal with misery, migraines, and neverending complaining]

[lumberjack_me]

[brb burning stash in backyard]

[contact high is a go]

[thinking of your health]

\-3-/

[will totally be grocery shopping for everything afterward]

[lumberjack_me]

[will be passive-aggressively unpleasant to you for like a few days after, man]

[lumberjack_me]

[will be nothing but innocently cordial to you -3-]

[maple_sickles]

[Something smells off...]

[wanders out to his backyard...]

[:|]

[seriously?]

[lumberjack_me]

[laughing]

♫ ~Boom de yada, boom de yada~ ♫

[shoes, what are they but prisons for the feet that yearn to be free?]

[spins in a circle in front of suspiciously smelling fire]

[maple_sickles]

[walks up to cautiously]

...Dearest?

[lumberjack_me]

Matthew! Matthewmatthewmatthewwwww!

[almost falls over on]

Your hair is so

[shiver]

silky

[licks up neck]

[maple_sickles]

[eyebrows creep up toward his hairline]

...Sweet.

Are you... high?

[lol could this be fun? Yes it could]

[lumberjack_me]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[gasp]

[laughs some more, pushes]

What?! Don'tbesilly. I merely...confiscated some items of questionable nature and sought to dispose of them properly

[maple_sickles]

[is pushed~]

[grabs her by the wrists and tugs her closer]

...Indeed.

[yes this will be fun]

[no, the wind's not changing direction and blowing the smoke their way at all]

[lumberjack_me]

OOoff!

[giggles against]

[rubs against him]

You should...you should...think of a bowtie sometime.

[hums the ]

[maple_sickles]

A-a bowtie??

[begins to giggle with--man, it sure smells like weed out here]

...[:|]

[stiffens up at that awful caterwauling anthem to uncontrolled spending]

[lumberjack_me]

Yesss...

[gestures with held hands]

You could be the weatherman and no one would ever question your predictions.

[hooks a leg around waist for better support and balance, makes complete sense]

I want to tie ties to your curl...see how many you can take.