Axis Powers Hetalia anon meme (Part 200)

[aphanon_meme]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEME!

Do you feel old? I know I do. I can hardly believe it's been well over a year since we first started! I can hardly believe it's been about 8 months since I could hardly believe that it was part 100!. You guys make this place what it is, and for that I love ya. I was trying to think of what I wanted to say, but I realized that

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+1

[stop_hacking_me]

[He has taken a good look at the USB drive containing his "soul". Now, it's time to repeatedly take a hammer to it. Just to be safe.]

Re: +1

[pjokk]

What's that weapon.

Re: +1

[stop_hacking_me]

This? It's not much of a weapon, really.
[holds the hammer up]
It's just a point-peen hammer.

[pjokk]

Point-peen?

I got a better one.

[shows you flint dagger]

You can use it.

[stop_hacking_me]

Ei, that's alright! I'm not sure how useful that would be for metalworking.
[hits the USB drive, crack, there goes the plastic casing.]

[pjokk]

It's useful. For everything.

[stop_hacking_me]

I'm sure it's quite useful! I just... prefer how this one handles.

[thwack, thwack, denting and warping the metal-]

[pjokk]

[you INSULTED HIS WEAPON]

[tries to peek up to look at what you're doing but he can barely see even on tiptoe]

Yours probably can't kill it. You gotta use something better.

[stop_hacking_me]

[thwack, there is no way that drive is readable anymore]
[leans over his work to look at you, holds out a hand]

I suppose I could give your weapon a try.

[pjokk]

[doesn't wanna be overeager to share his new technology, but...]

[places a rough flint dagger into your palm]

[stop_hacking_me]

[takes it and stabs through what isn't really recognizable as a storage device anymore]
[that's actually oddly satisfying!]
[holds up the speared piece of plastic and metal and smiles at you]

I think it's dead, now. Thank you!
[takes the USB drive off and offers the dagger back]

[pjokk]

[takes it] I get half of what you killed.

[stop_hacking_me]

[trying not to laugh]
[holds out the warped piece of hardware]
You can have all of it, if you'd like.

[pjokk]

[grabs]

What's this?

[stop_hacking_me]

It's... uh...

[how does one explain a USB drive to a pre-modern child? Lying, that's how.]

It's a creature that steals souls. It took mine, that's why I had to kill it.

[pjokk]

How hard was the fight? [considering whether or not this deserves an edda]