part 201 dolphins

[aphanon_meme]

Hey! Sorry for the delay, I got caught up in dinner and watching a documentary with my mom.

I hope you had a great weekend! Can you believe it's almost September? Summer has gone by so fast... I'll miss the weather. Sort of. :D

Enjoy part 201!

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Comments

Re: ITT: world meeting thread!

[bake_einsamcake]

No eating, drinking or smoking at the meeting!

[confiscates anon's popcorn, crakhaed's cigarette and let's-drunking-love!anon's alcoholic beverages]

You can retrieve these afterwards.

As for propositions everybody please carry them forward in an orderly manner!

Re: ITT: world meeting thread!

[bake_einsamcake]

Germany, Germany, can I rely on you voting yes to my proposal?

Re: ITT: world meeting thread!

[bake_einsamcake]

What is your proposal?

[still trying to get an overview]

Can't world meetings be announced beforehand? I want to be able to schedule important appointments like this!

[bake_einsamcake]

I propose we vote Iran the sexiest female nation on Earth!

and maybe get her a ribbon to wear and some flowers, the girl could use some cheering up...

Great idea, right?

We could announce them, but then they wouldn't be a surprise. Surprises are FUN!

[bake_einsamcake]

I... don't think this is a matter to be decided on at a world meeting. If you feel like holding a vote for the female nations you are free to organize it yourself, including any, uh, accessories.

And while I agree with Iran probably being in need of some cheering up - are you sure this is the best way to go about it?

[bake_einsamcake]

Why not? Isn't this the best place to decide such thing?

You could always lift the trading sanctions on her, that might make her happy...but she likes being called beautiful, I've noticed.

[bake_einsamcake]

It's a bit more difficult than you seem to assume it is; the sanctions have been imposed for a reason. However I support your general idea of doing something nice for her. Still, not all people like surprises... why not just give her a compliment and some flowers without holding a full-on beauty contest? Ultimately it's your choice.

[bake_einsamcake]

Oh, I've done the flowers-and-compliments routine.

She likes roses.

But I thought something more official, from nations her leaders have been fighting with, not just me, would have more impact.

Plus, she is pretty damn sexy, you gotta admit.

[winks]

[bake_einsamcake]

Wait! Are-- are you insinuating I should giver her flowers? I can not do that! Our relations are insecure enough without any added misunderstandings. Not to mention what Frankreich would think!

[bake_einsamcake]

Well someone should give her flowers is all I'm saying!

You could always add a note which says 'don't misunderstand, I still disapprove of your uranium enrichment program' or something.

I doubt France would mind. *coughthreesomecough*

[bake_einsamcake]

I... will have to contact my chancellor before I make any decision in this matter. Why don't you ask another country in the meantime?

And did you have to say that?

[bake_einsamcake]

Oh, I am. Russia's volunteered to befriend her, which is cute.

say what?

[this is the face of an innocent anon]

[totally innocent]

[really]

[bake_einsamcake]

Russland? Communist Russland?

[this is potentially bad]

...

Nothing, nevermind. Ah, do you have any other proposals?

[because otherwise he'd kind of like you to go away]

[bake_einsamcake]

Uh. maybe, I didn't exactly check his ideological status...

...

Can I propose Israel and Iran get some kind of counseling to resolve their issues?

Actually that would work for China and Japan too...

and Belarus and Russia...

America and the UK...

Heck, have a therapy session for the whole world, with a group hug at the end! I'm sure I saw a Freud clone around here once.

[bake_einsamcake]

I... have to admit that few if any of us can claim to have no problems with at least some of their international relations, so your idea is not without a basis. However I don't think I'd be the right person to conduct such an international therapy session.

[obviously /cough]

How about this: you find an eligible therapist and once you have them I take care of notifying everybody?

[bake_einsamcake]

Okay Germany, I'll do my best!

[waves]

See ya pal, and for stress-relief in the meantime, consider that THREESOME!

[runs]