part 202 bouncing balls to follow

[aphanon_meme]

I miss bouncing ball sing-a-longs... or bouncing Mickey face... or... what-have you. Anyway. How is your week so far? Midweek is my fav time of week, because it means it's almost the end of the week, which means it's almost the weekend. Ahaha do you get it? Weekend? Ahhh I crack myself up.

Enjoy part 202!

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Gimme

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щ(ಥДಥщ) noooooo

I quit this game for a reason!

/flings it across the meme

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have you got anything sparkly and helpful and magic?

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/waves the wand around experimentally
/mutters latin-sounding words under her breath

/turns her stupid programming textbook into chocolate cake

why yes, it helps quite a lot.

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/opens it, hoping for a gun

/or poison

/or a sword

/or a dagger

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OH MY GOD

YOU CAN TALK?

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[I can talk!! I have lots of things to say, too! Usually I use brackets but it looks like I got too excited for a second there, lol.]

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I had no idea! When I first opened you last weekend you gave me some kind of spoon-fork-hybrid and I didn't even thank you. Sorry about that, haha!

/takes the gun and examines it

Hm, is it already loaded? How many shots can I fire in one round? Do you have some spare ammunition?

/tries to figure out whether the safety is off or not

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[Ohhh, that was you I gave the spork to? It's nice to see you again! How did your fiancée like her dinner?]

[W-Well, I don't know... See I'm not an expert on anything that comes out of me, I just give it all to people. But please be careful! My banana crate cousin once knew a man who thought his gun's safety was on and shot himself in the face! ;3;]

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/smiles somewhat sinisterly

Ah, she... left while I was still busy in the meme kitchen. I guess she got hungry and tired of waiting, seeing how it took me a few hours; in any case she was gone when I finally got home. What can I say, it was a complicated dish. Almost as complicated as our relationship, but, well, that's a different story.

And don't worry about me, it's not like I have a face to shoot off! I'm sure I'll find somebody who can help me with this.

/shoulders the gun, ready to leave

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Whoa, wait a moment. So can you read the minds of the people who open you?

/curiously runs a hand over your wood

Say, can I keep you?

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[Ehh...I'm sorry to hear that. Did you eat the dinner you made for her yourself?]

[But of course you have a face! Even anons have faces hidden away on the other side of their computers!]

[suddenly tenses up, as much as a treasure chest can tense up]

[W-W-W-Well I can't really read people's minds...but if they act like they really want a certain something, I might be able to help them out...]

[tries to lean away from your touch, but again: treasure chest]

[My heart I belongs to England the meme! I have to stay here so I can give stuff to everyone! If you took me away, then I wouldn't be able to see him everyone anymore!]

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/raises an eyebrow (or does the anon equivalent), vaguely amused

Did I make you uncomfortable? It wasn't my intention.

But I suppose I really shouldn't be so selfish... especially seeing how I kind of owe England; he keeps helping me out with my problems.

Well, treasure chest, I guess we'll meet again sometime soon! Thank you once more for the gun; it will be of much use to me.

/weighs it in his hands as he leaves

Oh yes.

Much use for breaking my engagement.