part 205 jelly jives

[aphanon_meme]

What are jelly jives? I don't know. But it kind of rhymes with 205... sort of... with an s. Hope your weekend is going well... it's rainy and kind of gross already. Blah, fall.

Enjoy part 205!

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[imperiodelsol]

Buenas noches! Can anyone tell me where can I get Old Espaice? See, it turns tickets into diamonds!

[reaches inside his jacket and pulls out his very old and clearly spent map, stretching it over a table] And who can maybe point me where this Mémé is at?

[[oh yeah, he means Old Spice.]]

[imperiodelsol]

Sí, it's a few years old now... [and by years he means decades] But it serves its purpose! So, do you know where we are?

[imperiodelsol]

I happen to get to many places, actually!

Hmm... [stares down at the map] Where is that rainbow?

[imperiodelsol]

Right, of course! [dismisses cheerfully]

Of course not. The way you said it, I thought Rainbow was a place.

[imperiodelsol]

But it can do a lot of things!

Of course not, or am I not speaking in English? [how much it might pain him]

[imperiodelsol]

It said so on the commercial, in the Té-Vé box!

But I do, perfectly! [doesn't mean he isn't dense]

[imperiodelsol]

Yes, Romano showed it to me!

... [what the hell is that] You can look at lies?

[imperiodelsol]

One of the Italy brothers! You don't know of him?

Ah, I think I get it then! [maybe. a little.]

[imperiodelsol]

Spain.

Old Spice is just a body wash.