part 206 ballet shoes

[aphanon_meme]

I was helping my mom empty out some boxes the other day, and I found a copy of "Baseball Ballerina." It used to be one of my favorite books... it was ~cool~ because she was a girl, but she could be into ballet and baseball! Scandalous. Also captcha, this is not a key I can make.

Enjoy part 206!

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Comments

[maple_sickles]

My second favourite dessert, anon! How did you know?

[maple_sickles]

Not terribly, but the eyes of younger individuals, those who have been crying, and those who have been smoking marijuana or using eye drops all have their distinctive tastes.

I like the taste of the tears of fear.

[maple_sickles]

I see...

[takes a few steps back]

And what about eye make-up? That ever get in the way?

[maple_sickles]

[tilts head, walks a few steps closer... so you can hear him properly, you understand]

A little, but nothing that a little salt won't fix.

[maple_sickles]

[but anon hears just fine!]

[back back back]

[jotting]

Salt gets rid of makeup...?

[maple_sickles]

[closer closer closer]

No, but it does shrivel the eyeball much the way the sun shrivels grapes into raisins. It concentrates the flavour so a stray fleck of mascara doesn't spoil the taste too much.

My, comrade, but you do have lovely eyes.

[maple_sickles]

Haha ... hah.

[pushes her glasses closer to her eyes]

[clears throat]

Well, that hardly sounds safe for eyes... but... that's about all I need to know, sooo...

[maple_sickles]

Before you go, please take a pamphlet! It's very informative, and there's a 15% off coupon for a Basement Experience with myself or my lovely partner.

[maple_sickles]

[BACK IN MY DAY, THOSE WERE FREE!]

... Suuure, sure.

[holds out hands for a pamphlet]

I'll read it over carefully.

[maple_sickles]

[desperate times, desperate measures; he's involved with a capitalist during a recession cut the guy some slack]

Do.

And please come see us; our experiences are beyond compare.

[maple_sickles]

[waves a few legs at you]

That's gross.