part 208 packs of pumpkin pie mix

[aphanon_meme]

Is it the 22nd or 21st that's the first day of fall, at least in the US? Hmm... well, close enough for me - happy fall... to... some of us! I think it's my favorite season. Then again I like every reason. But something about the romance~ of fall, changing leaves crunching under your boots, chilly breezes, shakes that taste like pumpkin... magical

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[anonymous]

COMMIE CANADA SLEPT WITH GERMANY

[bake_einsamcake]

LIES!

[maple_sickles]

[is high]

[don't mind him he's just saying hiiii]

[drapes on]

Helllooo~

[bake_einsamcake]

[pushes him off]

WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO WITH FRANCE?

[maple_sickles]

[falls over on the ground]

[rolls around]

Mannnnn you're no fun mannnn. Maman is fine. Like fine, fine. Ehehehhehehehehehe.

The grass in Germany is so... grassy~

[big smile]

Fatherhood is wonderful, thanks for asking~

So much rage, I even forgot to make it "Frankreich"!

[bake_einsamcake]

What--

What did you take.

And where is she? Your "maman"?

[dismisses the part about fatherhood]

Perhaps you need a lozenge

[maple_sickles]

Graasssssssssssssss mannnnnnn....

You're one handsome dude~

[fondles his ankle]

Like, for real. Maman is... wherever maman is, man. She's free like the breeze in a Parisian brothel!

You should seriously come visit me and the lady; we'll take that stick out of your ass...

[snickers]

[splutters]

Maybe put in another one hahhahha--!!!

I can't see the connection. /having a slow day

[bake_einsamcake]

[has to keep keep himself from kicking him under the chin; jerks his leg away instead]

Shut up!

If I ever see you touching her again I won't guarantee for anything, understood? I will speak with her about what happened between you two. If I find out that you ever did anything against her will--

[seethes]

I am tired and incoherent forgive me ;3;

[maple_sickles]

[nice, solid manly ankle]

Come on, man. Maman doesn't mind sharing the love, you should share the love with us... make a nice foursome man...

I love maman, you should too.

[smiles at]

Come visiiiiiit! We'll treat you nice.

[see how docile and nonviolent he's being? Nevermind that he's high but he's getting better... at... hiding his /murders, but hey!]

It's probably me.

[bake_einsamcake]

She "doesn't mind sharing the love", ja? Even with you? After all you put her through? I'll find out about that for myself. And nobody will--

Foursome?

...

"We"?

Unleashing bears in 3, 2... (no bro it's me)

[maple_sickles]

Me and the wife, mann, well not wife but more or less, you know? The little lady but I don't think she'd be too up for it 'cause if we're all hooking up who's gonna watch little Matthew and even if so then then she likes spending one on one time when there's one on the way, you know...

My baby discipline anon, man. She says nice things about me to you, right?

You and maman need to talk.

1/2 Go to bed! ☆

[bake_einsamcake]

[tries to take that in]

[wife... little Matthew... discipline anon...]

[something went terribly wrong there]

2/2 I'll go to work.

[bake_einsamcake]

[trying to keep calm here]

In--indeed.

I need to talk to her, and urgently.

[whirls around and strides off, partly to get to France's place asap, partly to keep himself from losing it right on the spot]

I'll find the willpower to go sleep. I'm jacked up on coffee now :(

[maple_sickles]

[snickers]

Shit I said something bad, didn't I?

[flies home to pregnant lady and child by sheer force of will]

[anonymous]

HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE

1/2

[bake_einsamcake]

I DIDN'T--