part 16 brings all the boys to the yard

[aphanon_meme]

Happy Sweet Sixteen!

Cake and ice cream for everyone! If you don't have a invitation, you like, totally can't get in to my party. And I'm having a Ferrari cake.

I wish I could think of a pun about butts. Alass, I can't think of any!

/brick'd

Here's to a fresh new part, guys!

The challenge results are here.
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Day 4

[horny_viking]

Abstinence Diary - Day 4:

THREE. DAYS. TO. GO. Three fucking days.

I can do it. I can do it. Who cares if I’ve had to pack away everything in my house that is vaguely sexual? And what does it matter if I never noticed before how phallic bananas are?

My house is now oddly bare, but it’s growing on me. Truly all I need to survive is a couch, pillow, blanket, some meal replacements, Axey McSnuggleton and my faithful knitting needles and diary!

I’m losing my mind, I can tell and I can now only hope that the lord will have mercy and tell me that this is just a bump in the road to Norway’s heart…

I’ll persevere though! Who ever knew how hard(no pun intended) it would be to go without sex for one whole week. I think I may have a problem, an addiction maybe? I think I may get counselling when this is all over for it

Re: Day 4

[horny_viking]

T-This is getting halariously depressing...

Re: Day 4

[horny_viking]

Please don't laugh at my misery, anon ;__;

Re: Day 4

[horny_viking]

;A; I-I'm sorry! I know you can do it! And as the anon below said, there's always Sweden.~

Re: Day 4

[horny_viking]

I will only accept Iceland or Finland as second prize.

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[horny_viking]

Tsk tsk, that's not the way to go, Denmark.

BAD BOY.

Re: Day 4

[horny_viking]

Forgive me for I am weak...

Re: Day 4

[horny_viking]

WE BELIEVE IN YOUR HALITOSIS STRENGTH DENMARK

IF IT DOESN'T WORK OUT WITH NORWAY YOU CAN ALWAYS TRY HATESEX WITH SWEDEN

Re: Day 4

[horny_viking]

I DO NOT HAVE HALITOSIS DAMMIT!

Nothanks, Sweden wouldn't go to my birthday party so no sex for him for a few decades.

Re: Day 4

[horny_viking]

To be able to say something like "no sex for him" when you've gone so long without sex... I'm seeing you in a whole new light.

Re: Day 4

[horny_viking]

...

Is that a good thing or bad?

Re: Day 4

[horny_viking]

I guess it means I have more faith in you? I didn't think you were gonna last this long.

It's only gonna get more tough for you though.

Why so fixated on Norway? You could be having orgies right now.

Re: Day 4

[horny_viking]

Then that is a good thing!

Because Norway is someone special to me and he's finally giving me a chance!!

Please don't remind me of the orgies...

Re: Day 4

[horny_viking]

Just do things that would keep you distracted for a while. Like eroge video games :D You can do it!

E-even if you don't return my feelings -sulk-

Re: Day 4

[horny_viking]

Video games you say? But that would mean getting the computer back from Finland or re-installing the TV...

Any recommendations...?

Re: Day 4

[horny_viking]

Go play Trauma Center. After a few hours of failing, you'll realize everything else is way easier compared to this, including this whole abstinence thing :D

Here, take my DS