part 212 zany zombies

[aphanon_meme]

Those zombies! They sure are... zany. Zany is a word, right? It looks weird now that I type it out, but it's a word. I'm in a Halloween mood... I hope pixiv delivers on fun Hetalia Halloween pics this year!

Enjoy part 212!

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[bake_einsamcake]

This is the second opportunity for registering as a volunteer to help keep the meme safe on Halloween. I am still looking for

- experts in matters of the paranormal who can safeguard the meme against supernatural forces
- policemen and -women who will guarantee the upkeep of public order
- anybody with experience in physically fending off aggressive creatures, should they manage to manifest despite all precautions.

Registered so far are

- Officer Italien
- Tschechien
- Theanon
- the eyes.gif who encountered the slender man
- blank.gif
- Deutscher Orden.

[sonouncane]

Me me me me me!

I want wurst!

[bake_einsamcake]

[pats him; it's practically an impulse]

I don't have any with me. Would you like to go home? I can give you some there. But first you'll have to wait until I'm finished with these matters here.

[sonouncane]

[Bites your crotch!]

1/2 OH DAMN IT ANON

[bake_einsamcake]

--!!

[what is worse?]

[the pain or the embarrassment?]

2/2

[bake_einsamcake]

[presses an arm between his legs after plucking dog!Italy off, doubling over]

Why--

[inhales sharply]

Wh-why did you do that?!

Re: 2/2

[sonouncane]

That didn't taste like wurst, but wao, it smelled like crotch fish! Why are you hiding crotch fish in your pants?

[bake_einsamcake]

[small hiss of pain]

I'm not hiding--

Crotch fish?

[sonouncane]

Ja ja, I smell it! It smells a lot, I can really smell it! I wanna chew it! Wao wao!

[bake_einsamcake]

NO!

[holds the palm of his free hand against his forehead to keep him away]

I-- I have no fish or any other kind or food in my trousers, and I want you to refrain from biting me!

[sonouncane]

Ve, Germany is mad?

[bake_einsamcake]

Assuming you mean angry, not insane - then somewhat, yes! First and foremost I'm hurt though. Have you ever been bitten by another-- another dog?

[can he even call him that? he has a human head. ugh, what is this]

[sonouncane]

Ja, Bruder always bites my tail!

[bake_einsamcake]

And does it hurt?

[sonouncane]

Ja! He's a bad dog!

[bake_einsamcake]

See, and you biting me hurt too! Do you want to be a bad dog? I don't think so.