part 212 zany zombies

[aphanon_meme]

Those zombies! They sure are... zany. Zany is a word, right? It looks weird now that I type it out, but it's a word. I'm in a Halloween mood... I hope pixiv delivers on fun Hetalia Halloween pics this year!

Enjoy part 212!

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[memetreasure]

[tonytheslide]

Okay! I'll see you then, Miss Treasure Chest! Have a nice day!

[and scurries off to do... slide-y things]

[chibimano]

Tony, I need to tell you something. [Drinking starbucks aaah]

[tonytheslide]

H-huh, what is it? You're not in trouble, are you?

[caffeine stunts your growth!!! or so she hears]

[chibimano]

My penis is gonna fall off. [Offers!]

[tonytheslide]

Wh-what?! Why?!

[thinks about this... ehhh, girls are usually shorter anyway, takes a sip!]

[chibimano]

'Cause I'm a virgin, and we haven't had sex yet.

[Sure you just want a sip?]

[tonytheslide]

... But the bathrooms around here are real clean!

[nope, not just one... also takes some of that whipped cream, too]

[chibimano]

N-no, sex is when I put my penis in your vagina monster and tame it!

Dammit, I need to put it in there or my penis will fall off and I'll be a girl, too!

[tonytheslide]

Wh-what?! But Mr. Spain said you're not supposta do that until you're older! He wouldn't lie about that!

[chibimano]

That's why I got these! Ch-check my pocket, dammit. [don't ask how two bottles fit in there, just don't]

[tonytheslide]

[are those bottles in your pocket or are you happy to see me ლ(ತヮತ ლ)]

[I MEAN... UHH... reaches in and takes one out]

Y-you got it back?! Gee, Romano, you're amazing! C'mon, let's get this to Mr. Spain right away!

[chibimano]

What. No, those are for us! Anon dared me to drink one, and I want you to try it, too! Open one for me! ['Cause yeah, bad arm]

[tonytheslide]

[a little distrustful of "anon" and "drink" at the moment] [opens one and hands it to you, but...] Y-you're sure this just won't turn me into a boy...?

[chibimano]

I promise it won't! It's a cool drink!

[tonytheslide]

[opens another bottle and sniffs at it] A-are you sure...?