part 213 creepy trees

[aphanon_meme]

... like the kind in Snow White that look like they want to murder her in the forest. Or the ones in the Wizard of Oz that throw their apples at you. Creepy, creepy trees. TGIF or... TGIS for some people! :)

Enjoy part 213!

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+1, poke for a computer or a Sealand

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Not bad.

Re: +1, poke for a computer or a Sealand

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* 3*

speak nerdy to me

Re: +1, poke for a computer or a Sealand

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Uh.
About what?

Re: +1, poke for a computer or a Sealand

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idk

how fast is your computer?

who is your favorite engineer or scientist?

is there a series you follow?

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Have you heard of Ada Lovelace, anon?

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the name rings a bell! fill me in~?

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Ah, Ada Lovelace. The enchantress of numbers. [stares off dreamily]

She was, in a sense, the first computer programmer- before computers even existed! Her notes contained what is considered the first computer program, and even though it was written for a machine that was never built, well, she essentially paved the way for future programmers.

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y-you're so cute... asfdhjhkl

so why did she write those kind of notes? there had to be a reason right?

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They were intended as a program for the Analytical Engine, a simple computer- essentially a calculator- proposed by a friend of hers, Charles Babbage. She saw potential for computers beyond simply working out calculations, so she made these notes as an addition to his own.

Re: +1, poke for a computer or a Sealand

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Eesti!

What would you do if I stole your black bread?

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[he would find you]
[trace your IP]
[make you regret it]
[but that is not tactful to say]

...Buy a new loaf?

Re: +1, poke for a computer or a Sealand

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What if I stole

All the black bread

SO THERE IS NO MORE BLACK BREAD IN ALL OF ESTONIA

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Anon, that's not possible.

My government would find you before you stole all the black bread.

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DAMN YOU AND YOUR LOGIC.

Okay what if I invented a machine that can recognize black bread
it like can tell a black bread atom from other atoms
yes a black bread atom
rukkileibium

and it like
sends them all into a black hole
a black bread hole
a rukkileibmustauk

and then there's no more black bread

WHAT WOULD YOU DO

Re: +1, poke for a computer or a Sealand

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...

I would enlist the help of my government, anon, and there would be consequences.

Re: +1, poke for a computer or a Sealand

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Aww

And I would have gotten away with it too!

Okay okay I have two more questions
One at a time though

First
How do you deal with the lack of black bread when you go to other countries?