part 214 good scares

[aphanon_meme]

I'm actually kind of tired of Nightmare Before Christmas, but I still love the music... "Life's no fun without a good scare!" I wonder if there will be any Hetalia Halloween fic this year... hm...

Enjoy part 214!

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[bake_einsamcake]

[spots him as he passes by with some papers]

Wales. We need to talk.

[cymru_am_bith]

I-I had no hand in that-- [ pointing to the MONSTROSITY THAT WON'T STOP SPARKLING ]-- not at all, no, you keeps your accusa--accu-- blame off me, you does!

[bake_einsamcake]

[has seen worse in his time; just shrugs]

Your protests certainly make it seem like you did. But that's not what I came for. This is about Halloween. I assume I'll be able to count on your support in defending the meme from possible supernatural threats?

[no, this is not really a question]

[cymru_am_bith]

Superna-- oi, wossit, you expecting something happening, eh? Awright, I keeps England locked in the broom closet, that'll keeps it gone!

[bake_einsamcake]

That's all it will take?

[cymru_am_bith]

Wossit, you thinking else-wise, are you? Fearing a young dwt gets scared, if you are-- well, boyo, you just gives me a haggis, you does, and it'll lure Scotland into the cellar! Chap gets right scary shirtless and pissed out of his bloomin' mind, he do!

[bake_einsamcake]

[strains to get anything out of that]

I-- what? A young what?

Could you try to repeat that in a language I can understand?

[cymru_am_bith]

Not having it, not one word of your kraut language from me mouth, no! Carn barely tell hide or hair of it all, croaking on like that! --How's it you do? Speaking right tidy now, I am! Oi, boyo, how're you fixed for a English dictionary, anyhow?

[bake_einsamcake]

If you can't even-- croaking? Tch. I manage just fine, thank you, and I'm under the distinct impression that my speech makes a lot more sense than yours, to me and to others.

[boyo, ugh]

Still, let me try to summarize what you said... I couldn't catch anything of that first part, but you want haggis to lure Schottland into the cellar? Hm, so he should be detained along with England? I didn't know he dabbled in the occult too. Your family is by far the strangest I know.

[cymru_am_bith]

You not see Scotland while the chap's good and pissed, have you? Scare the hair off a dog proper, he do, shirt off and not give a damn if he walk over vents with that kilt, boyo.

[bake_einsamcake]

Oh.

Well, unfortunate as that may be, it's no reason for detainment!

[takes out his notebook and pen]

In ayn case I don't have the time and patience to solve any more of your Welsh riddles, so answer me: can I sign you up for the Halloween Defense Brigade or not?

[realizes that with this snappish tone Wales might rather be disinclined]

...

Your... help would be much appreciated.

[that was hard to say]

[cymru_am_bith]

Wossit, you organising more, eh? Pooer bloke, you-- have nothing of a lark with anything, you do, you go about to organising! You wanting me services, then?

[bake_einsamcake]

["nothing of a lark", what? (also that was supposed to be Security Brigade, but in this case it's pretty much, well, same difference)]

If I understood that correctly, then yes, I want your services. I have not forgotten how you managed to help Italien and little England; your abilities might be helpful for the rest of us.

[waits for a clear answer, ready to sign his name down]

[cymru_am_bith]

[ chance to exploit..... ]

Awright, I'll do it, I will! Not for free, though, no, gots to have some reason for it all, boyo.

[bake_einsamcake]

Well, what do you want in exchange? Another cake?

[cymru_am_bith]

[ you can tell he did not think that Germany would accept the fact that he has to pay somehow ]

Th-that'll work right in a pinch, that.