part 218 lifetimes of a wicked witch of the west

[aphanon_meme]

One week until Halloween! If I had a bell to ring, I'd ring it. I'd hate to be a kid right now - Halloween on a Sunday? Ffffff. Lame, lame, lame.

Enjoy part 218!

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Comments

[anonymous]

Finland is a chub cub pocket bear.

Sweden is a grizzly adams chaser.

[anonymous]

Turkey is a Daddy Bear.

[whrs_mwf]

gr'zzly 'd'ms ch's'r?
Grizzy adams chaser?
[also kind of naked right now, can anyone spare poor Sweden any clothes?]

[anonymous]

It means you like chubby, hairy men. Like Finland.

I've got a spare dress, wanna borrow it?

[holds up something pink and frilly]

[whrs_mwf]

F'n's n't th't h'ry. ' l'ttl' ch'bby, m'yb'.
Fin's not that hairy. A little chubby, maybe.

[that thing is pink, frilly, and looks way too small. But anything that can be held to cover his crotch is fine.]

...th'nk's, 'n'n.

[anonymous]

No, I guess he's a Dolphin as well. A chub cub pocket bear dolphin!

and you're a dolphin-tamer.

Okay!

but I should warn you, it's cursed. It was woven from the finest troll hair. Unless you wear it like a real dress and treat it with respect, it takes a terrible revenge!

[whrs_mwf]

[will not ask about this dolphin business.]

[!!!! Should ask Norway about this. But he can't bear to go naked any longer...]

[slips it over his head. Tries to tug it over his shoulders.]

[it rips at a seam]

[SHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT]

voice quavers]

'-'-'n'n? Wh't h'pp'ns 'f 't r...r-r'ps?
A-a-anon? What happens if it r...r-rips?

[anonymous]

Oh.

Oh dear...

OH MY GOD!

[runs for her life]

The horror, the horror!

[whrs_mwf]

[!!!]

[is left standing there, looking stupid in a ripped frilly pink dress that isn't even covering anything that it's supposed to]

[sob]

Wh't'll h'pp'n t'm', 'n'n? What'll happen to me, anon?

[MUST FIND NORWAY]