part 218 lifetimes of a wicked witch of the west

[aphanon_meme]

One week until Halloween! If I had a bell to ring, I'd ring it. I'd hate to be a kid right now - Halloween on a Sunday? Ffffff. Lame, lame, lame.

Enjoy part 218!

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Comments

[lionofthenorth]

[ Discreetly grabs a few. ]

[lionofthenorth]

o! y o e !

[lionofthenorth]

[ Someone saw him! ]

[ Feigns innocence. ]

H'lo, anon.

[lionofthenorth]

ei ! ei ! i e a a ou o e!

[lionofthenorth]

.............

[ That sounds... a bit Danish. ]

Yer from Denmark, anon?

[whrs_mwf]

[has been like a drug addict for vowels ever since anon gave him that box]

Th't's ' g''d 'd''.
That's a good idea.
[imitates other Sweden, swipes the rest]

[Will now be able to say one vowel per comment]

[lionofthenorth]

...!!!

[ Stares at himself. ]

.............

H'lo?

[whrs_mwf]

H'll' t' y'' t'o.
Hello to you too.
[!!! This really is another him! ...But he talks WITH VOWELS.]

[lionofthenorth]

[ Amazing. A perfect copy of himself. ]

[ He has the glasses so he can't be old like the Viking and he's wearing modern clothes too. ]

......S'nice t'meet ya.

[whrs_mwf]

[well, a perfect copy except that a certain misfortune has him hatless and wearing only a cursed pink bodice, but...]

[hey, Sweden normally is so very handsome.]

N'c' t' m''t y'' t''.
Nice t'meet you too.
[Just to confirm]

Y'r'...Sw'd'n, 'r'n't y? 'm Sw'd'n t''.
You're...Sweden, aren't you? I'm Sweden too.

[lionofthenorth]

[ Wasn't going to mention the... frilly pink dress. ]

[ Stuff like that happens. ]

Mmmn. [ Nod. ] M'Sweden. 'N yer Sweden too. S'int'resting.

[ Thinks about it for a moment. Better check. ]

S'2010 now, right?

[whrs_mwf]

Y'p, s'2010. 'ct'b'r.
Yup, s'2010. October.
C.E., r'ght?
C.E., right?
[This Sweden has the same sense of tact. Good.]

[lionofthenorth]

[ Nods. ]

...........Ya need some clothes? S'gettin' cold.

[whrs_mwf]

Th'nks. Y''ah, 'n'n t''k m'cl'th's 'nd 'n'th'r 'n'n st'l' m'h't.
Thanks. Yeah, anon took m'clothes and another anon stole m'hat.
B't ' 'ls' k'nd 'f h'v' 'n 'n'n's l'st w'sh t'f'lf'll.
But I also kind of have an anon's last wish to fulfill.
[boldly steps forward]

[SMOOCH]

[lionofthenorth]

Mmn. Don' leave yer clothes aroun' here. They... disappe'r.

[ Is about to turn around to get some clothes, when... ]

[ Is kissed. ]

[ Rather sloppily so, too. ]

...........................................................................

[ Well. That was surprising. ]

Ya shouldn' list'n t'everythin' anon says, oth'r me.

[ Though it was rather nice getting kissed. Kind of. In a weird sort of way. ]

[whrs_mwf]

[wonders if it's impolite to wipe his mouth]

[whatever. wipe wipe]

s'rry.

[That wasn't bad, actually. Sweden's lips aren't chapped.]

[can he have those clothes?]