part 218 lifetimes of a wicked witch of the west

[aphanon_meme]

One week until Halloween! If I had a bell to ring, I'd ring it. I'd hate to be a kid right now - Halloween on a Sunday? Ffffff. Lame, lame, lame.

Enjoy part 218!

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Re: ITT: You are now madly in love with the person who replies directly below you.

[whrs_mwf]

h...hell' th'r'.

[did he make a good impression? man, he hasn't felt this burning passion of LOVE for a century or two]

Re: ITT: You are now madly in love with the person who replies directly below you.

[whrs_mwf]

Hey. :| What do you want, Sverige?

[Stares at you with cold, dead, anonymous fish eyes.]

Re: ITT: You are now madly in love with the person who replies directly below you.

[whrs_mwf]

J...j'st w'nt'd t's'y h'll'.

[he just wants to stare at you contentedly for a while]

[maybe your address and number too]

[unfortunately, it is no longer acceptable to simply annex or conquer others]

Re: ITT: You are now madly in love with the person who replies directly below you.

[whrs_mwf]

That so. :|

[Stares right back.]

[You think you can beat me in a staring contest?]

Re: ITT: You are now madly in love with the person who replies directly below you.

[whrs_mwf]

[tries to smile]

s...s'n'c' d'y, 'sn't 't?
It's...it's a nice day, isn't it?
[talking to anon is so nerve wracking! But he is Sweden, the bold, audacious one of the north!]

C'n ' h'v' ' ph'n' n'mb'r 'r 'd'nt'fy'ng f''t'r'?
Can I have a phone number or identifying feature?
[feasts his eyes on anon's glorious facelessness]

Re: ITT: You are now madly in love with the person who replies directly below you.

[whrs_mwf]

[That is not a smile, Sweden.]

If you're going to make faces at me like that, I'm afraid that's out of the question. :|

Re: ITT: You are now madly in love with the person who replies directly below you.

[whrs_mwf]

m's'rry! 'll b' n'rm'l, ' pr'm's'!
M'sorry! I'll be normal, I promise!
[he's already inadvertently shocked one anon to death, he can't hurt another!]

b't ' st'll w'nt t'kn'w y' m'r'.
But I still want t'know you more.

Re: ITT: You are now madly in love with the person who replies directly below you.

[whrs_mwf]

Are you begging?

[Congratulations, you just got a chuckle out of anon.]

That's nice and all, but what if I don't care to know you more?

Re: ITT: You are now madly in love with the person who replies directly below you.

[whrs_mwf]

[he hasn't felt this terrible since Finland couldn't understand him anymore]

'll...'ll l''v' n'w.

[BUT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE IN HIS HEART, ANON. EVEN WHEN THE PART IS OVER, HE'LL REMEMBER THIS AS A HORRIBLY EMBARRASSING PHASE]

[goes back to his depressed corner]

Re: ITT: You are now madly in love with the person who replies directly below you.

[whrs_mwf]

[Oh, the irony. /eyes.gif]

Giving up so easily? You're no fun at all, Sverige. No wonder Finland ran off with Russia.

[taunt taunt taunt]

Re: ITT: You are now madly in love with the person who replies directly below you.

[whrs_mwf]

[OH, ANON, YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE]

[you're fine this time, su-san's too busy moping]

'...' d'n't w'nn' b' ' b'th'r...
I..I don't wanna be a bother...
[making excuses? Who, him?]

[NO, OF COURSE NOT, OBVIOUSLY]

Re: ITT: You are now madly in love with the person who replies directly below you.

[whrs_mwf]

[Well now anon feels bad.]

I'm sorry, I was just messing with you. There, err... there.

[Pats on the back while staying as far away as possible.]

He may call you out later, perhaps perhaps

[whrs_mwf]

[shudders at your touch]

[continues to mope]

[it's amazing how very devoted he is, considering that Sweden and his mun are not quite sure which gender anon is.]

s'k'y. N't th' f'rst t'm' 'v' b''n r'j'ct'd.
It's okay. Not th'first time I've been rejected.

Re: He may call you out later, perhaps perhaps

[whrs_mwf]

[It is a ~*mystery*~]

And won't be the last, I'm sure. I do hope you don't take it this hard every time I happens. :| That's kind of pathetic.

[But if it's any consolation, if anon were not in love with the anon below, they would jump his bones if given the chance.]

Re: He may call you out later, perhaps perhaps

[whrs_mwf]

[anon! don't give him hope!]

M'f'n'. G''d l'ck w'th th' l'cky p'rs'n y'l'v'.
M'fine. Good look with the lucky person y'love.

Re: He may call you out later, perhaps perhaps

[whrs_mwf]

[NO ONE'S SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT ///]

I.

I don't know what you're talking about. :|