part 218 lifetimes of a wicked witch of the west

[aphanon_meme]

One week until Halloween! If I had a bell to ring, I'd ring it. I'd hate to be a kid right now - Halloween on a Sunday? Ffffff. Lame, lame, lame.

Enjoy part 218!

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[core]

truth

[whrs_mwf]

[obviously he should just shut up now]

[pulls a comfy ergonomic chair out of his ass from behind him]

[reaches for the tall shelf]

[pulls out a slice of cake]

[points to cake. then to chair. then to you. and back to the cake. then the chair.]

W'll y' j's' s't d'wn'n l'st'n t'm'? Will y'jus' sit down'n listen t'me?

[core]

what! HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH THINGS! no way! you jerk!

/sits down and opens mouth to envelop cake

[whrs_mwf]

[well, at least you seem happier now]

[pulls out another chair]

[sits, and works on the desk blueprints as you shovel cake]

[WILL NOT SAY A WORD]

[awkward silence galore]

[core]

how's the family

[whrs_mwf]

[jumps]

[she talked!]

Th'y'r' f'n'. Th' s'm' 's 'v'r, r''lly. They're fine. The same as ever, really.

[core]

=_=

you disgust me

[whrs_mwf]

[this isn't worth it, is it?]

'...' th'nk 'll l''v' n'w. I...I think I'll leave now.

[you seem happy enough]

[makes for the exit]

[core]

wait

WAIT--

[whrs_mwf]

[Too late, bud. No trying a new desk for free for you!]

[at least he got the cake down for you]

ty for threading! sorry for bein an ass hohoho!

[core]

/SHOUTS

MAHOGANY!

ahaha IT WAS FUN

[whrs_mwf]

[miraculously hears it somehow]

[just for you, it'll be beech.]

[wait no, cherry.]