part 228 christmas walkers

[aphanon_meme]

... a new episode of The Walking Dead is on. It looks like a good'un. Also, since it's after Thanksgiving... IT'S OFFICIALLY CHRISTMAS SEASON. Oh yeah. I'm excited.

There is a meme holiday gift exchange here.

Enjoy part 228!

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partridge!anon

[anonymous]

/trying to understand that mumbling

What did you say? You killed somebody?

[INFECTED]

[whrs_mwf]

[IT'S YOU! AAAAHHH]

C''ldn't c'ntr'l m'h'mm'r pr'p'rly.
Couldn't control m'hammer properly.

Don't worry, I saw!

[anonymous]

Do you still have the body?

/his tree has been getting impatient

[whrs_mwf]

Th'y cr'mbl'd 'nt' d'st.
They crumbled into dust.

Y'w'nt'd th'b'dy?
Y'wanted th'body?

[holds up a little pouch of (magic)dust]

Oh wait, that's mandatory... my bad!

[anonymous]

Into dust? Just like that?

/disappointed

Huh. No, thanks, I don't think I can do anything with it.

...

Say, is everything alright? You look a little tense.

/you couldn't be afraid of him, could you?

Do you want to be infected?

[whrs_mwf]

M...m'f'n'. B't s'm'h'w ' f''l l'k' th'sp'll h'sn't w'rn 'ff c'mpl't'ly.
M...m'fine. But somehow I feel like th'spell hasn't worn off completely.
[stares at you a bit]

[gee, what makes you think he's a teensy bit scared of you?]

Sweden can try, but he's kind of hard to get!

[anonymous]

/most people just walk all over the fact that he's a dangerous assassin, someone actually being scared would be nice for a change!

So someone cast a spell on you that made you go berserk? Ahaha, berserk! ... Ahem. Sorry.

Why would anybody do that? I mean, doesn't the meme have enough problems as it is?

[whrs_mwf]

Th''ght ' w's ' V'k'n' 'g''n.
Though I was a Vikin' again.
[sighs a bit]

V'k'n's r''lly w''ldn't f't 'n th' w'rld n'w....
Vikin's really wouldn't fit in th'world now...
pr'tty s'r' 't w's th' 'n'n's ch'c'l't'.
Pretty sure it was th'anon's chocolate.
[has been surreptitiously edging closer to you the whole time]

[anonymous]

/shrugs

Oh well, we'll probably never know what their motivation was. Some anons are just nutcases.

Have there been any other news regarding dead bodies in the vicinity? Otherwise I guess I'll be on my way. I really need to get myself a new assignment or two...

[whrs_mwf]

H''rd th' 'n's t'lk'n 'b''t pr'd'ct''ns f'r ' n'w fl''d 'f c'rps's.
Heard th'anons talkin' 'bout predictions fer a new flood of corpses.
[uh-oh. you're about to leave]

[JUMPS ON YOU]

[anonymous]

What, a whole flood of them? Isn't that a little bit dras-- HAAAAAAAH!

/has a bad balance, so you both crash down

/hits his head and curses

Unnn-- was that really necessary? As if my fiancée constantly doing this wouldn't be enough! Would you mind getting off now?

And here I thought you were relatively normal!

a mismatched icon, just to throw you off

[whrs_mwf]

[you fell down? What kinda assassin are you?]

[so close, so close]

[BITES YOUR ARM]

Stop this, it might work!

[anonymous]

/hey now, he's seriously dangerous and hard to hit AS LONG AS YOU DON'T EFFING JUMP ON HIM

/yells and starts punching your shoulder

What's with you? Goes to show that quiet waters are... uh, however the saying goes again!

/grabs your hair and tries to pull your head away from his arm - so far the only damage is a slightly wet shirt sleeve and a bite mark, human teeth aren't that sharp after all

Have you gone insane or what? Don't make me kill you!

/aims his right hand for your chest

ohhhhh?

[whrs_mwf]

[bites you in the neck this time]

[you know, it's not like getting hurt in most places is gonna stop him]

[HE'S A LEAN, MEAN, INEFFICIENT BITING MACHINE!]

I'm just easily confused. orz

[anonymous]

/alright, this hurts--

/shoves his forearm through your chest as if it was made of cotton candy, ripping your heart out

heh.

[whrs_mwf]

[grabs your forearm in a DEATH GRIP]

[bite bite bite]

[gnaw gnaw gnaw]

[WILL THERE BE BLOOD. OR IS PARTRIDGE STUPIDLY INDESTRUCTIBLE]