part 229 floating lights

[aphanon_meme]

Tangled was so amazing and made me feel so much better than I have been and I've seen it twice and need to see it at least once more in theaters because... awesome.

Also - HAPPY DECEMBER! It's cold as a witch's patootie but at least it's pretty outside. How is your December going... with it's... 2-3 days so far? Uh.

Enjoy part 229!

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[whrs_mwf]

[speed-furniture-assembling!]

[anyone want to challenge him?]

jump!

[whrs_mwf]

F-fine! Along with the staring challenge!

[whrs_mwf]

[lays out an KLINGSBO side table, an EXPEDIT bookshelf, an ODDA wardrobe, and a HEMNES king bed, all in their neat slim cardboard packages]

Th' 'n' wh' 'ss'mbl's th'm 'll 'n th'sh'rt'st t'm' w'ns.
Th'one who assembles them all in th'shortest time wins.
B'n's p''nts f'r t'st'f'l 'rr'ng'm'nt.Bonus points fer tasteful arrangement.

[whrs_mwf]

[plans out attack]

[rolls up selves]

You're on!

[anon is bad at legos]

[whrs_mwf]

[has already opened all the packages and is neatly laying out boards and counting pegs]

[whrs_mwf]

Hey!

[tears those mofo packages up]

[mixing pieces]

[it's okey is American will make something one way]

[fiddling with bed pieces]

[whrs_mwf]

[has finished the bed already]

[screwing LIKE A MADMAN]

[and please, avoid the obvious dirty joke potential there]

[whrs_mwf]

[leaves the bed 1/4 done]

[manages to complete table]

[Hah! Hah! Smooth top.]

[tries hand at next easy looking thing- bookshelf!]

[make that bookshelf with bed parts]

[why won't it fit???!!!]

[whrs_mwf]

[working on the coffee table]

[going slowly and very carefully--there's a large glass plate]

[staring more intensely at the black frame]

[whrs_mwf]

[anon plans to place everything else around table]

[please don't think about how stable/unstable anon's table might be]

[decides to work on wardrobe instead]

[pieces aren't mixed so this might work]

[steadily works on]

[sings Eurovision while doing so]

[whrs_mwf]

[hums an old nyckelharpa tune]

[moves on to the wardrobe]

[it is finished very very quickly]

[whrs_mwf]

[eventually finishes wardrobe]

[it is against wall and nearby is table]

[anon goes back to bed-bookcase combo to the right]

[like a bed with extra vertical storage to the side]

[frame is...somewhat decent]

[whrs_mwf]

[and finally...the bookshelf]

[...considers arrangement as he's speed-assembling the bookshelf]

[will use side table as nightstand, probably.....]

[put it all against the wall?]

[whrs_mwf]

[wardrobe is against the wall]

[to right is bed-bookshelf hybrid]

[it wobbles]

[anon picks up table carefully and puts on other side of hybrid]

[uses "extra pieces" as covers and support for bed-bookshelf]

[???]

[whrs_mwf]

[pushes them all to the wall]

[begins arranging]

[...okay, these things are all kind of mismatched]

[BUT HE'LL MANAGE SOMEHOW]

[whrs_mwf]

[goes to tighten wobbling table]

[after that goes to tighten imperfectly done wardrobe]

[to anon 2/4 ain't bad for IKEA]

[then again anon wonders how 4 became 3]

[mystery maybe]