part 230 snow mcflurries

[aphanon_meme]

Now with more snow! So how was your weekend? I watched the season finale of The Walking Dead and made soup.... but not at the same time. Because that would be silly. :)

Enjoy part 230!

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[stop_hacking_me]

damnit I just realized that thing doesn't have anything like an "on" button. PRETEND IT DOES

[stop_hacking_me]

[that's encouraging]
[but wait]
[perhaps it's too soon to be relieved...]

I think that's as fast as it goes...

fine with me!

[tourkokratia]

*disappointment*

*tries to pick it up*

IT BIT ME!!

*drops it*

[stop_hacking_me]

What? It's harmless, it can't do that-

[picks it back up]

See?

[tourkokratia]

*shakes his whole hand*

I'm poisoned! I can't feel my hand anymore!!

*his hand went a little numb from the vibrating*

[stop_hacking_me]

[turns it off]

Ei, it's alright, it'll go away soon.

But- that's why I didn't want you to touch the other one.

[feeling proud of himself for the clever lie]
[perhaps he won't even need to buy anything]

[tourkokratia]

Are you sure it's harmless...?

*holds hands out for it*

It won't bite if it's not making noise, will it? Was my first one meaner?

[stop_hacking_me]

I'm sure.

[hands it over]

[nod] This one is quite a bit tamer.

[tourkokratia]

Okay! I'll take this one!

*hugs it*

...Can I still beat you up? I can do it! I've been learning to fight!

[stop_hacking_me]

[laughs]

I'm sure you could, but... I don't really like to fight.

[stands up and walks over to the checkout]

[tourkokratia]

*follows right behind you*

Then what do you do when someone tries to conquer you...?

[stop_hacking_me]

Well, I'll fight if I have to, but I'd just as soon run, or hole up in my house until they go away...

[hold hand out for the massager]
Could I see that for a second? I need to pay for it.

[tourkokratia]

...

*takes a step back, thinking you're gonna run away with it like the last one*

If I run away, Sadiq calls me a coward...

[stop_hacking_me]

[sighs and mumbles something to the cashier with a vague gesture in your direction]
[pays]

Running away doesn't make you a coward. Sometimes, it's the smartest thing to do.

[tourkokratia]

I can't run away anymore. I have to fight so Sadiq will like me.

[stop_hacking_me]

[he's been occupied enough times to sympathize...]

Just... whatever Sadiq says, remember that you're a good kid, alright?