part 231 kmart smarts

[aphanon_meme]

You know you're feeling loopy when you go to the last page of the last part, refresh, do something else, refresh, do something else, refresh, then realize the reason there's no new comments is that it maxed some time ago.

Enjoy part 231, loopy or not! :)

There is a meme holiday gift exchange here.

There is a meme Christmas gift event here.*

Comments

[shanghai_nights]

Comrade Ivan! What has happened to you? Ah, ah!
Poor child. There is nothing I can do about your arm, but have these tasty snacks.
One of them is a punchline, too!

[ Her skill at robotics is...developing ]

[holodnaya_voyna]

I am not sure! Passed out for a while and woke up without arm.

Thank you for snacks, unknown female comrade!

[shanghai_nights]

You must eat to keep your strength!

Have you seen Comdrade Anya?

[ For the briefest moment I thought she had cut her hair and changed her clothes...but it was you! ]

But, we must look for your arm at once!

[ Starts pacing around, looking for arm ]

[holodnaya_voyna]

[nomnom]

Little Anastasia is not here right now... how does unknown comrade know her?

[He thinks you mean the princess, not him!]

[Joins the hunt for the arm]

[shanghai_nights]

Who, who is Anastasia?

[ Looks in treehouse, convenience store, stands at entrance of magical forest ]

[holodnaya_voyna]

Grand Duchess Anastasia! My little one. She has come back to life somehow!

[looks in closet]

[shanghai_nights]

[ follows him into the closet ]

Wait! My 4000-years intuition tells me that no good will come of this!

[ She knows from experience that the reanimation of the dead is rarely a good thing ]

[holodnaya_voyna]

She has been around for some time with no problems.

[search search]

[shanghai_nights]

Hm, what's this? I've never seen this b...

[ reveals the mummified remains of an Eldritch horror in a dress ]

YAAAAAAAAARGH!

[ oh, another one of those? ]

Comrade, do you know what this is?

[holodnaya_voyna]

No, but I'd rather not look at it any more...

[shanghai_nights]

[ sets the mummified corpse down ]

We'll find your arm eventually! Just not here.

[holodnaya_voyna]

Da. Where else to try...

[shanghai_nights]

You should look in the kitchen!

[ Dashes towards it ]
[ Perhaps Russia arm is delicacy on meme ]

[holodnaya_voyna]

[Follows after!]

K-kitchen?

[shanghai_nights]

[ she looks through the refrigerator for signs of arm, grabbing a carton of juice ]

[ looks in cabinets ]

[ is that? something from the air vents ]

[holodnaya_voyna]

I think is not here.

[grabs vodka from freezer]