part 231 kmart smarts

[aphanon_meme]

You know you're feeling loopy when you go to the last page of the last part, refresh, do something else, refresh, do something else, refresh, then realize the reason there's no new comments is that it maxed some time ago.

Enjoy part 231, loopy or not! :)

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There is a meme Christmas gift event here.*

Comments

[finnish_him]

Haha... but there aren't any gazelle at my place! Unless he's looking for reindeer, but he has his own!

[finnish_him]

[Hears not-so-sneaky camera snapping and turns to look.]

...Sweden!? What are you doing?

[whrs_mwf]

[Finland's holiday chub photoshoot, duh]

[oh snap]

M'...m't'k'n p'ct'r's 'f th'g'z'll's! M..M'takin' pictures'f th'gazelles!

[oh and uh...he's not still getting coal for Christmas, is he?]

[finnish_him]

[Oh my god, how dare you call him chubby. HDU]

[Looks around.]

Where? I don't see any! I told you, I don't have any gazelles!

[Still thinks you're crazy. So yes.]

[whrs_mwf]

[are you trying to say that he's not? remember, the sauna. he's seen it all.]

Th''ght ' s'w 'n'. M'ght h'v' b''n wr'ng.
Thought I saw one. Might've been wrong.
[sneakily presses the button again]

[your face is adorable and priceless. ♥]

[finnish_him]

[That doesn't mean he can't deny it!]

Well it wasn't one of mine, that's for sure! I don't have any gazelles!

[Is this the kind of crazy he gets to deal with today? Well, better than vikings and zombies...]

[whrs_mwf]

[it's okay, Sweden'll never score]

[I mean, it's not okay. For him.]

T' t'll th'tr'th'r n't....
T'tell th'truth'r not...
M'ght n't h'v' b''n 'ny g'z'll's....
Might not have been any gazelles...
[takes advantage of your flustered state to take more red-cheeked photos of you]

[finnish_him]

...Then why are you still taking pictures? I'm not a gazelle either, you know.

1/2

[whrs_mwf]

Th'ch'b 's c't'.
Th'chub is cute.

2/2

[whrs_mwf]

[it slipped out! oops!]

' m''n, th' c'bs 'r' c't'. G'z'll' c'bs.
I mean, th'cubs are cute. Gazelle cubs.
[should have quit while he was ahead]

[can no longer look you in the eye]

Re: 2/2

[finnish_him]

They're called fawns, Swe...

[Wait.]

Ahahaha, what did you just call me?

[Oh no you did not just call him chubby and cute. Must have heard it wrong because of that accent. Yes.]

[whrs_mwf]

[coughs distractingly]

[voice is somewhat panicked. or at least, those used to Sweden could tell...]

W'sn' t'lk'n 'b''t y''! D'dn't s'y y'w'r' ch'bby 'r c't'!
Wasn't talkin' 'bout you! Didn't say y'were chubby or cute!
[quickly stashes camera away]

[finnish_him]

You're not a very good liar, you know! And, and... I'm not chubby! It's just the suit!

[Dammit, he worked really hard after anon told him he was chubbu! He even cut back on the salmiakki. That's dedication.]

[whrs_mwf]

[nods reassuringly]

Y''r' n't ch'bby. S'c't', th''gh.
You're not chubby. S'cute, though.
[so that's why this year's chub isn't as much as last year's!]

[finnish_him]

[Too late! You already said it! Face. In. Hands.]

[Siiigh.]

...Cute, huh?

[Not sure how he feels about that coming from you.]

[whrs_mwf]

C't'.
Cute.
[nods again]

[surreptitiously pats the pocket with the camera in it]

[at least fifteen of the photos are centered on your stomach]