part 231 kmart smarts

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You know you're feeling loopy when you go to the last page of the last part, refresh, do something else, refresh, do something else, refresh, then realize the reason there's no new comments is that it maxed some time ago.

Enjoy part 231, loopy or not! :)

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[suddenly a closet]

[anonymous]

[le_coq_gaulois]

[Sneaks behind, gropes ass, retreats back into darkness. Oh, he could play this game all night. He is currently suppressing laughter and preparing to strike again.]

[holodnaya_voyna]

A-ah!

Little one in coat, is this you?!

[le_coq_gaulois]

I'm afraid I have no idea who you speak of!

[Yeah, you just come in the closet deeper to find out.]

[holodnaya_voyna]

...Little France?

[le_coq_gaulois]

Perhaps.

[Though he wouldn't say he was little, oho.]

Why don't you close the door so you may find out?

[holodnaya_voyna]

Eh? Alright...

[closes door behind him]

[le_coq_gaulois]

[In the dark of the night, evil is brewing, oooohhOOooo. Leans in to grope some vital regions and retreats once more.]

Is that a clue?

[holodnaya_voyna]

I think I told you on Christmas, I do not feel this way...

[le_coq_gaulois]

[You wound him, man. That hurt him deep. Right here. In his heart.]

...I do not believe I remember this conversation...

[holodnaya_voyna]

I am in relationship now, with faceless little one.

[le_coq_gaulois]

[...he's just going to back up now because mun pictured Russia dating No-Face from Spirited Away and perhaps question his existence in the back of the closet with Mr. Tumnus.]

[holodnaya_voyna]

So no touching in places that should not be touched, da?

Or else perhaps I will send certain parts of you to Siberia.

[le_coq_gaulois]

But of course.

[Where's Narnia? He's getting the hell outta here.]

[holodnaya_voyna]

Is good!

[giggles and works on opening the door]

Re: [suddenly a closet]

[lookscold]

[ Stares. ]

[ Walks away. ]