Hey guys! Sorry for the delay in the new part, our power's been out since yesterday! And it was cooooold (it got down to about 55 degrees in the house!) so I've been huddled around our fireplace with my cat and some books and also peanuts. And sneezing. But, it's back on, sooo... yep! I hope you had a great weekend!
Enjoy part 232! :)
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I WANT PORN BETWEEN GAY COUNTRIES FOR CHRISTMAS
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WE-Well aren't you a big anon! Countrieshher kind've weird but I MIGHT BE ABLE T'HELP YOU W' THAT 'CAUSHE Hungry is kinda into that thing and she'sh my frieeend and I bet I could getter to send me some!
[Pats you on the head.]
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Did she has some for my OTP, Japan/England? 'u'
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But I can ashk her! I think she'sh got somethin' o' everone--SHEPT ME, SHE'SH GOT NOTHING OF ME, so don't even ask!
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But,
[ sits on Finland's lap ]
I would like to spend Christmas with my family.
They've been lured away by the Westerners, leaving me to look after the house by myself, how sad!
And I would like lots and lots of cute animal toys! Not the creepy ones, the real deal! Foreign blueprints and everything! Flowers and accessories!
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I can--I can give you a ride with my reindeers! Where's yer family live again...?
[Pulls a plushie out of his coat! He knew kids loved plushies!]
And you can have thish one!! ITSHO CUTE, don'tchu think?
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[And I've lived long enough to be asked to ride on... ]
They live all over East Asia...
How cute! But....AH! I can't help but think something is off about that toy...
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[Makes completely useless hand motions while looking for the words.]
They pull th'sleigh! 'nd I can go anwhere! I can... can pick y'up and bring you t'yer famly!
'nd yeah, somethin's off 'caush Shweden made it 'nd he's sho gay... great. Great't makin' toys! Sealand likes 'em lot!
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Toys you say?
[ still interested in getting a ride to Japan, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Korea Singapore etc ]
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Then then then... y'don't gotta ride 'em! Y'can walk!
B'yeah! Shweden makesh all sorts stuff! B'if I don't design 'em fer'm they're real ugly!
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Ah, you design for him? Did you design that toy?
[ This scenario is eerily familiar for her and a certain other East Asian nation ]
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[So lost.]
Make up yer mind, geeze!
[Why do you keep insulting him?]
Nuh-uh, y'think I'd ever make a toy tha' creepy lookin'? That'sh all him!
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[ Good point. ]
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[Takes out his notepad and makes some scribbles.]
Y'be up when I get t'your place an I'll give ya lift! But'f yer sleepin' to bad caush I gotta deliver everthing by th'26th!
[He won't remember to pick you up. He's so wasted.]
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Zai jian!
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