part 234 whos down in whoville liking christmas a lot

[aphanon_meme]

Only four more sleeps 'till Christmas! And only... more sleeps than that until the new year. 2011 is going to be strange, I can tell.

Enjoy part 234! :)

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ITT: Memers that need to get laid

[anonymous]

Can include RP accounts if you want

[whrs_mwf]

W' d'n't 'll f''l th'n''d t' 'cqu'r' ' n'w STD 'v'ry n'ght, D'nmrk.
We don't all feel th'need t'acquire a new STD every night, Denmark.

[mister_hygge]

[well it's a good thing you don't know about his sex life]

[because he doesn't get much]

'N what makes you say that? You can rock the casbah with just a couple people yanno, I'm not saying you have to be France, or anything.

Oh, wait. See Sverige, this is what I mean about loosening up!

[whrs_mwf]

S...s'n't n'c'ss'ry, th''gh! S...s'not necessary, though!

[mister_hygge]

Well if you don't mind yer dick pretty much being a frozen wasteland, fine by me!

Just, you know. Don't expect me to kiss it or say nice things about it or anything.

[whrs_mwf]

D'n' w'rry, m'n't l'tt'n' y' 'nywh'r' n''r 't.
Don' worry, m'not lettin' y'anywhere near it.
[dodging the accusations WHAT DODGING HAHAHA]

[mister_hygge]

Good! Because it's probably like that already! And what if it breaks off and you can't find it? I don't want to find a side of frozen dick in my coffee one morning, mind you!

[whrs_mwf]

D'nm'rk. Why'r' y's' f'x't'd 'n m'p'n's? Denmark. Why're y'so fixated on m'penis?

[mister_hygge]

'Cause you probably don't have one! And even if ya did mine would still dwarf yours by a million!

[MAN, THAT DENMARK, WHAT A GUY. WHO DOESN'T HAVE AN AMAZING NON-FROZEN PENIS? SWEDEN, THAT'S WHO.]

[whrs_mwf]

S'n't tr''.
S'not true.
[MAN, THAT SWEDEN. WHAT A GUY. IF YOU LOOK AT A MAP, HE'S LIKE FIFTY TIMES THE SIZE OF THAT PUNY OVERCOMPENSATING DENMARK.]

[mister_hygge]

Ya wanna prove it ain't?

[SIZE DON'T MATTER. IT'S HOW YOU USE IT AND YOU CAN'T BEAT GOOD OL' VIKING STAMINA]

[whrs_mwf]

D'n' n''d t'. Y''r' th' 'n' wh' l'k's t' 'v'rc'mp'ns't'.
Don' need to. You're th'one who likes t'overcompensate.
[AND GUESS WHO ELSE WAS AN AWESOME VIKING? SWEDEN. WHAT A GUY. HE WAS TOTALLY A MORE BADASS GUY THAN THAT DENMARK.]

[chinomi]

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[anonymous]

hey hot stuff

[chinomi]

hey whats up bro B)

[vivi314]

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