part 236 cocktail weenies

[aphanon_meme]

Happy After-Christmas-Not-Quite-New-Year's! This part title is brought to you by those small cocktail wieners that you dip in stuff and they are small but still delicious and perfect for almost any occassion. Wieners? Weiners? Idk. I hope your weekend was great, whether you celebrated Christmas or simply had a nice relaxing weekend

Comments

[anonymous]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAALES!

/Hawlio ar gyfer cymru

[anonymous]

/EXTREMELY LATE sorry

[cymru_am_bitch]

Eh? Awright, there? Wossit you be needing of me, then?

[bake_einsamcake]

[mildly worried about his female(?) France (and Italy, but that's always a given)]

[this clearly isn't either of them, but maybe the lady has seen one or both]

Ah... excuse me? I'm looking for my friends, Italien and Frankreich. I have reason to assume that they might have been affected by the current ongoings. Do you know them? Otherwise I can give you descriptions.

[cymru_am_bitch]

Oi, there, boyo, knows it of who you talk, I does, you not hatto give descriptions and such! And not seen neither for a ripe old age, not me! Wossit, you lose that Italy bloke from his leash or summat?

1/2

[bake_einsamcake]

[understood about 55% of that]

[wait, that means--]

2/2

[bake_einsamcake]

Wales? Good grief, you too?

You look... um...

[cymru_am_bitch]

'S rude as all to stare, it is, boyo!

1/2

[bake_einsamcake]

[quickly averts his eyes]

I didn't--

2/2

[bake_einsamcake]

-- wait, what was that about Italien on a leash?

I MEAN--

You surely haven't seen him? No even, ah, lying and holding his siesta somewhere? What about any male Frankreichs?

YOU FREAK STOP BAHLEETING

[cymru_am_bitch]

Oi, I sees one France about, I punch the frog bastard right in the face, I does, he goes to getting handsy as all he do! Lucky enough for 'im, that, he keeps himself away so far, not gots the chance to use me fist yet!

I HAD TYPO'D; FORGIVE ME

[bake_einsamcake]

Getting handsy? What?

Ah, nevermind - listen, I need you to give me your word on not punching any Frankreichs until this madness is over! What if you set on the wrong one?

[shakes his head to unglue his eyes from him/her(?) - sorry, Wales, but all this change at once is a little much to handle]

loser

[cymru_am_bitch]

Oi, you sees me now, does you? Carn right help meself if that frog bastard thinks me a tidy piece, that, one hand goes where it oughtn't, I won't abide of it!

... help- and hopeless pseudo-nouveau riche.

[bake_einsamcake]

I...

[doing his best, but seriously, this might as well be Atlantian]

Yes, I see you.

[MUST NOT STARE]

[he is so puzzled]

And while I'm not entirely sure why you are angry at her - or him, whatever the case may be - I'll assume that you have a valid reason. However I must demand that you at least make sure which Frankreich you have in front of you before letting yourself be carried to extreme and potentially unwarranted reactions. Can we agree on this?

[cymru_am_bitch]

[ hmmmmm is this a potential situation to exploit? IT APPEARS SO ]

[ cautiously stepping closer ]

And wossit I gets out of it if I does as you says, eh, boyo?

[bake_einsamcake]

[promptly taking a step back - one time Wales had an invisible dragon in tow and he hasn't forgotten that]

I-- well, actually this is merely the most sensible course of action to take and shouldn't warrant a reward, but if this is the only way you will cooperate... what kind of cake do you want this time?

[long discussions will only lose him time that could be spent looking for Italy and France]