part 238 evils fought by moonlight

Jan 03, 2011 18:35

Hey-oo. How was your weekend? Awesome? Woo-hoo? Good? Bad? Blah? Blergh ( Read more... )

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+1 lookscold January 4 2011, 23:57:50 UTC
Trying to figure out why my boss keeps leaving condoms on my desk.

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Re: +1 lookscold January 5 2011, 00:04:04 UTC
She wants you to whore yourself out, obvuiously! Strt by sucking off England and Holland.

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Re: +1 lookscold January 5 2011, 00:08:41 UTC
No!

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Re: +1 iceandheather January 5 2011, 00:06:11 UTC
Iceland.

... There might be reasons for it.

[I know what you've been up to]

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Re: +1 lookscold January 5 2011, 00:09:53 UTC
[ Oh shit. OHHHH shit. ]

I... Don't see why there would be any reason for me to have them.

[ Leaves a hefty enthusiasm on the me. That's right. He's pure. ]

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Re: +1 iceandheather January 5 2011, 00:11:33 UTC
Really.

[Clears his throat]

Would say there are reasons. 'n you know 'zactly what I'm referring to.

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Re: +1 lookscold January 5 2011, 00:17:53 UTC
[ It doesn't help to be a bad liar around Norway, huh... ]

N-Nor, you haven't been listening to Anons again have you?
You know they lie...
And... W-Well, cause trouble... They probably told you something that absolutely didn't happen.

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Re: +1 iceandheather January 5 2011, 00:21:19 UTC
I ain't been talkin' to Anons, no. But you're right, they do tell stories.

[Pauses, as if thinking of giving Iceland a chance to reveal it himself -- but no, we'd be here forever]

Had a talk with Estland the other day.

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Re: +1 lookscold January 5 2011, 00:27:38 UTC
... [ Estonia told Iceland that Norway knew but he said it was Anon's fault which it kind of was BUT ICELAND IS PRETTY FUMED NOW INSIDE. How could he tell his brother? Dear god. ]

I... See...
W-What did you and Eist talk about...?

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Re: +1 iceandheather January 5 2011, 00:33:00 UTC
You 'n him, 'n how you two - ehh, how'd he put it. Rang in th' New Year.

[Well, that's one way to say it]

Took 'im a while to say it plain. Don't look so troubled.

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Re: +1 lookscold January 5 2011, 00:36:36 UTC
[ LOOKS. TROUBLED. ]

... I was really drunk, Nor. It doesn't really, er, well...
At least it wasn't with a bull!

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Re: +1 iceandheather January 5 2011, 00:50:25 UTC
Mm. At least it wasn't ---

[What]

[Well, he won't ask.]

[Clears his throat]

'M in no mind t'tell you what y'should do or who with, not for pers'nal things.

... But y'might want t'wait until you're sober next time.

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Re: +1 lookscold January 5 2011, 00:52:38 UTC
[ At least it wasn't as bad as he thought it would be. Thank god Norway finds Estonia bland and insignificant. ]

I'll... Keep it in mind...

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Re: +1 iceandheather January 5 2011, 00:55:26 UTC
[It could have been MUCH WORSE]

Good. People do stupid things when drinkin', sometimes.

[No, he isn't at all referring to Iceland, what on earth would make one think that]

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Re: +1 lookscold January 5 2011, 00:59:12 UTC
[ IT WASN'T STUPID. IT... Wasn't... That stupid... ... ... ... He didn't think so before, but he's pretty easily influenced by Norway even if he hates to admit it. ]

Yeah... Maybe it was stupid. I'll be more careful.

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Re: +1 iceandheather January 5 2011, 01:04:52 UTC
Good. 'm glad.

Your... 'friend' will probably appreciate that too.

[He could tease Iceland about that more, but he'll be relatively nice today]

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