Not even if he married your little brother? I think it might be worth to interrogate Estonia some time! He look pretty simple, but I've overheard him plotting with some Anons...
The difference when it comes to me and other anons is that I realize you're smart. You know that Estonia computer? Ask it to define 'Iceland' and you'll see!
I think then you might want to be a little more concerned.
Should have lectured Iceland a bit harder, too. I mean... It was nice of you, but now he's more likely to fall for Estonia's trap. Poor kid. He's going to have his heart broken...
You underestimate me, but if you choose to do so... Your choice, like I mentioned. Produce no blame when you are walking your brother down the aisle... Only to be holding him crying in your lap after he's abandoned by Estonia. He'll get what he wants and leave Iceland with that shattered heart. The morality of his place will be destroyed. Volcanoes will go off, plates will shift... Eventually, his insides will destroy himself.
He's young and too delicate to handle such heart break. He'll disappear. Die.
Yeah! Well, kinda-- they said I had t'praise either you or Sverige, yeah? So I was like "oh, really" and they're like "yeah, really!" an' threatened t'ruin all m'grain with witchery an' so I said FINE, I'll do it, an' then I realized, I ain't seen you fight in like f'rever! An' so here I am, tryin' t'think on what yer gonna praise a guy on when y'don't got a whole lot t'go on fer measure've a character, 'cuz, yanno, that's what fightin's all about, an'so I was thinkin' on that, an' I thought to m'self: that's it! Character's what ya are, an' what ya are is smart, an' so!
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But he isn't the kind t'think a stupid idea like that would pan out.
[Or is he?]
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Doubt that marriage is in th' future for either of them.
[Evasive? A little.]
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I think then you might want to be a little more concerned.
Should have lectured Iceland a bit harder, too. I mean... It was nice of you, but now he's more likely to fall for Estonia's trap. Poor kid. He's going to have his heart broken...
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[Perhaps he will. However--]
I know what 'm doin', Anonymous. There's no need. This's a personal thing they have goin', that's all. No unions or whatnot involved.
[Wait a tic--]
Why is your nose in my brother's business?
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I'm always watching.
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[Considers]
Bullshit. Not possible.
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He's young and too delicate to handle such heart break. He'll disappear. Die.
[Tips hat toward Norway and walks off.]
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[....well, it's close enough]
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Yeah, 'n water is wet.
What's your point?
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--'s a damn good thing t'be, that's what!
There, that oughta do it!
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Let me guess. Anon put you up to this.
[Those fucking anons]
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Fuckin' smart it is!
........I don't gotta write a poem on it, do I?
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[Blinkblink -- Did he catch all that?]
[Well, it's Denmark saying it, so even if he missed something, it couldn't be important]
No.
Wouldn't mind if y'did, but y'don't have to.
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